Digital Age Escapist Pillows

'My battery is dead. How does it end?'

"My email is down... talk to me."

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"Mom! Your cell phone’s ringing ... it’s Dad!"

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

'Where would you recommend for a tech-free experience.'

"Force quit! Force quit! Force quit!!"

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

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Cat Asleep on a Computer.

'Yes, John's here, but he can't come to the phone at the moment. He's had a hard day so he's taking some time in his bouncy saucer.'

Cyber Dream

I'd like to order a power outage. Huh? My wife's on her phone all day, my son plays video games nonstop. My boss finds me by email wherever and whenever. My pager rings 'round the clock! Say again? I was text messaging. Pull the plug, man!

Some days Ted's head would get stuck for hours.

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"When catch-up TV finally catches up"

"Gee... A wide screen, high-definition TV with Stereo-Gasm Sound and over 500 channels! It's almost like having a life!"

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"I just did a huge one in my diaper."

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"Remember when we used to waste our entire lives for free?"

'Well you know the old saying... if you can't beat 'em you can always google someone who can.'

Man opens front door to find he's up in clouds.

"Read the comments, boss. . . we should rename the whole thing from 'social media' to 'antisocial media'."

Why do you hate blockbuster movies? Why do you hate documentaries? I don't. I love spending two hours watching the very life I'm trying to escape. Oooh, fun, bittersweet insights into the complexities of living in modern life. Document this! My camera lens isn't wide enough.

What's with our son? For once he's not online. I dealt with him. He's steaming mad. What did you do? I handled his addiction to texting, IM-ing, games and Facebook with calm maturity. Dad! Where did you hide my laptop?!! Modern maturity.

"He went that-a-way." (snail escapes).

"Dad, that's our new air purifier."

'It's been telling you to blood-let a pint a day? When's the last time you updated that medical app?'

There's some guy in the caf

'If you keep running away, son, you'll never make it through your formative years.'

Message in a bottle.

Family separated by the Internet

"Please excuse my husband his media bubble just burst."