Digital Age Escapist Prints

'My battery is dead. How does it end?'

"My email is down... talk to me."

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Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

"Mom! Your cell phone’s ringing ... it’s Dad!"

"Force quit! Force quit! Force quit!!"

'Where would you recommend for a tech-free experience.'

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

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'Yes, John's here, but he can't come to the phone at the moment. He's had a hard day so he's taking some time in his bouncy saucer.'

Cyber Dream

Cat Asleep on a Computer.

Some days Ted's head would get stuck for hours.

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Error: Out of memory.

"Remember when we used to waste our entire lives for free?"

Last Chance To take Selfie For All Eternity.

"Gee... A wide screen, high-definition TV with Stereo-Gasm Sound and over 500 channels! It's almost like having a life!"

"I just did a huge one in my diaper."

"Read the comments, boss. . . we should rename the whole thing from 'social media' to 'antisocial media'."

'Well you know the old saying... if you can't beat 'em you can always google someone who can.'

"He went that-a-way." (snail escapes).

Man opens front door to find he's up in clouds.

"Dad, that's our new air purifier."

'It's been telling you to blood-let a pint a day? When's the last time you updated that medical app?'

"And this brings to a conclusion, thank goodness, our broadcast day."

Family separated by the Internet

'If you keep running away, son, you'll never make it through your formative years.'

"Goddess of Good give me strength! I must. . . get. . . off. . . the. . . internet!"

"Log into nature"