Internet Escapist Pillows

Cyb-R Safe: Offering the most convincing illusion of on-line security available today!

'These blinders help block out banner ads.'

"Now will you pay attention to me?"

"I’ve recently started self-medicating with viral pet videos."

Thanks for not tweeting me. I don't give a hoot what you're doing right now.

Mortimer J. Hackworth: 'Offline forever.'

"Goddess of Good give me strength! I must. . . get. . . off. . . the. . . internet!"

"Mom! Your cell phone’s ringing ... it’s Dad!"

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

"Force quit! Force quit! Force quit!!"

'Where would you recommend for a tech-free experience.'

"I can hardly wait...TWO WHOLE weeks without having to deal with mindless e-mails, incessant interruptions, boring meetings...."

Second lifeReal life.

"Is there an option to make my out-of-office message permanent?"

"Slowly begin to reawaken the body with thoughts of unread E-mails, piles of dirty laundry, and the kids you have to pick up from school."

"I don't know what in blazes it means either, but just to be safe we'll put extra men on watch tonight."

"Outta my way. I need to check my email!"

Cat Asleep on a Computer.

Cyber Dream

'Man, I'm sick of thinking...can't someone flip on a T.V. or something?'

Hot Towel Web Service

Academics at the Beach: Professor Wilson receives his email messages by the use of willpower alone.

Spam.

"I'm looking for a data plan that will be constantly out of service so I can tell my dates I didn't mean to ghost them."

"Master, you have 175,568 unread messages in your inbox."

Some days Ted's head would get stuck for hours.

'My battery is dead. How does it end?'

"Gee... A wide screen, high-definition TV with Stereo-Gasm Sound and over 500 channels! It's almost like having a life!"

Spam.

"Let me assure you voters that my life is an open email...at least it is since that last Russian cyber attack."

"Remember when we used to waste our entire lives for free?"

Man opens front door to find he's up in clouds.

"He went that-a-way." (snail escapes).

"Read the comments, boss. . . we should rename the whole thing from 'social media' to 'antisocial media'."

'Well you know the old saying... if you can't beat 'em you can always google someone who can.'