Dieting Renegade T-Shirts

A balanced diet is a chocolate bar in each hand!

LAY ZEE FUK

"OK, ready to go again?"

Chocs away.

BLACK HOLES, the space path of least resistance.

"I'm a monster."

Sisyphus Sawyer

"Why are we eating all this fattening stuff? Pier pressure."

"It's a recipe from the 'Anti-Christ' cookbook."

Ready for a run!

Motivation to Keep Fit.

'The recipe said to simmer uncovered!'

The-We-Don't-Do-Cappuccino Bookshop

"Now, what? I'm wearing a hair net."

'I see you're hacking the fridge again.'

'Have you been using that Hairy Bikers cookbook again'

End school zone. Start unschool zone.

'Did you follow a recipe book for this dish?'

"Why have you brought me here?"

"I was just... uh... looking for the low-fat yogurt."

'Say, Doc, I'll need more of that steroid stuff for old King. He's still kind of peaked. Must need some heavy doses."

"If it says to add water, and I'm the one who adds it, I'm cooking."

Healthy Eating Fast

Cluster Catastrophe

"You know how to whistle, don't you? Just pick up the phone and call the S.E.C."

Leonardo Meets the I.R.S.

'The cows are out and are not expected back.'

"This recipe turned out awful despite me substituting every major ingredient."

The only sound preventative health advice for holiday eating.

It's 10pm. Same time it was last night at this time.

"I used to be a vegetarian, but I fell off the meat wagon."

'I've discovered a new diet. I can eat as much as I like but I'm not to swallow.'

'If you haven't got a low fat, organic, calorie free, ethically produced, free range option... I'll have the double chocolate cheesecake.'

A balanced diet is a cake in each hand.

"If we can't find all the ingredients, we'll just make something horrible."