Dieting Renegade T-Shirts

A balanced diet is a chocolate bar in each hand!

LAY ZEE FUK

Chocs away.

BLACK HOLES, the space path of least resistance.

"I'm a monster."

Sisyphus Sawyer

"Why are we eating all this fattening stuff? Pier pressure."

Ready for a run!

"It's a recipe from the 'Anti-Christ' cookbook."

Motivation to Keep Fit.

The-We-Don't-Do-Cappuccino Bookshop

End school zone. Start unschool zone.

'I see you're hacking the fridge again.'

"Now, what? I'm wearing a hair net."

'Did you follow a recipe book for this dish?'

"Why have you brought me here?"

"I was just... uh... looking for the low-fat yogurt."

"If it says to add water, and I'm the one who adds it, I'm cooking."

'Say, Doc, I'll need more of that steroid stuff for old King. He's still kind of peaked. Must need some heavy doses."

Leonardo Meets the I.R.S.

"You know how to whistle, don't you? Just pick up the phone and call the S.E.C."

Cluster Catastrophe

Healthy Eating Fast

"I used to be a vegetarian, but I fell off the meat wagon."

"This recipe turned out awful despite me substituting every major ingredient."

'I've discovered a new diet. I can eat as much as I like but I'm not to swallow.'

It's 10pm. Same time it was last night at this time.

The only sound preventative health advice for holiday eating.

'The cows are out and are not expected back.'

'If you haven't got a low fat, organic, calorie free, ethically produced, free range option... I'll have the double chocolate cheesecake.'

A balanced diet is a cake in each hand.

'My wife has me on a very strict diet so I need a safe place to store my binge foods.'

"If we can't find all the ingredients, we'll just make something horrible."