Dieting Rebel T-Shirts

A balanced diet is a cake in each hand.

On my diet, I can eat anything...so long as I don't tell my doctor.

Any time is cake o'clock

'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?'

'The second diet of my diet is always the easiest. By then, I'm off my diet.'

"The saying Use It or Lose It isn’t referring to one’s appetite."

"I put the speed on reckless. . ."

Chocs away.

'Yes, the treestand's maximum weight capacity is 300 pounds, you weigh 301 pounds.'

'I gotta lose some weight.'

'Ahh...now there's a man who understands women.'

'The first thing you need to do is lose 40 pounds of that baby boomer fat.'

"This is Chance. When he first came here he was a fat Chance. Now he's a slim Chance."

"I'm a monster."

'I think my diet is finally working. went form a large to an extra medium.'

"Hide the file in one of your gluten-free cakes – so the guards won't eat it."

"Why are we eating all this fattening stuff? Pier pressure."

"You've got to eat less, exercise more and try to stay out of trouble. You're not fit to stand trial."

'No, that doesn't make any difference either, Miss Jones.'

"I diet religiously. I eat what I want and pray I don't gain weight."

Woman leaves a stick of dynamite on her weighing scales and runs away

"I think the problem is that you're not eating properly..."

Full fatHalf fatVirtually fat free.

"Yoga has helped me appreciate the healing power of donuts."

'It started with between-meal snacks -- now he's having between-snack noshes.'

'Here's a good one, France on 2000 calories a day.'

'Bottled water or other non-carbonated diet beverage!'

'I see you're hacking the fridge again.'

Error in low-fat pizza design.

"It's improv night."

'So, how did the crash diet go?'

"I didn't miss my workout...I didn't miss it one bit!"

Dieting is for losers.

"You research diets, then order junk food online. Your computer isn't broken, it's just confused."

'Headmaster I'd like to report Biggins and Small who were caught this morning consuming trans-fats behind the bicycle shed.'