Dietary Discernment Team Gifts

Looking for a fun and thoughtful gift for your dietary discernment team? Our collection boasts clever designs and playful graphics perfect for those passionate about mindful eating and food choices. Whether it's a mug for their favorite brew, a t-shirt to showcase their dedication, or a cozy pillow for relaxation, you'll find something special that captures their creative spirit and health-conscious lifestyle.

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"I asked for something gluten-free, dairy-free and meat-free and he brought me a glass of water."

"I asked for something gluten-free, dairy-free and meat-free and he brought me a glass of water." mockup

"I asked for something gluten-free, dairy-free and meat-free and he brought me a glass of water."

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'I stay trim because of high metabolism. Theirs, not mine.'

'I stay trim because of high metabolism. Theirs, not mine.' mockup

'I stay trim because of high metabolism. Theirs, not mine.'

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'The dietician told him to increase his roughage!'

'The dietician told him to increase his roughage!' mockup

'The dietician told him to increase his roughage!'

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'Like death by salad.'

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Good Cop/Bad Cholesterol

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Critisize your weight.

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'Perhaps sir would like the dessert menu?'

'Perhaps sir would like the dessert menu?' mockup

'Perhaps sir would like the dessert menu?'

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"That's it young man. . . No more energy drinks for you!"

"That's it young man. . . No more energy drinks for you!" mockup

"That's it young man. . . No more energy drinks for you!"

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"At first glance this diet might seem boring but then you realize there are actually seven varieties of kale!"

"At first glance this diet might seem boring but then you realize there are actually seven varieties of kale!" mockup

"At first glance this diet might seem boring but then you realize there are actually seven varieties of kale!"

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"The most I'll splurge on my diet is on a boneless, skinless carrot."

"The most I'll splurge on my diet is on a boneless, skinless carrot." mockup

"The most I'll splurge on my diet is on a boneless, skinless carrot."

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"When you've lost fifteen pounds...that's when the refrigerator gets returned!"

"When you've lost fifteen pounds...that's when the refrigerator gets returned!" mockup

"When you've lost fifteen pounds...that's when the refrigerator gets returned!"

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'Nothing impacts my lifestyle choices more than a veterinarian with a scale.'

'Nothing impacts my lifestyle choices more than a veterinarian with a scale.' mockup

'Nothing impacts my lifestyle choices more than a veterinarian with a scale.'

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Secretive Weigh In.

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"Can Johnny come out and eat?"

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'Good news. Your cholesterol has stayed the same, but the research findings have changed.'

'Good news. Your cholesterol has stayed the same, but the research findings have changed.' mockup

'Good news. Your cholesterol has stayed the same, but the research findings have changed.'

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"Each order comes with 10 minutes of free guilt counseling."

"Each order comes with 10 minutes of free guilt counseling." mockup

"Each order comes with 10 minutes of free guilt counseling."

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'This towel is wet so I'll subtract fourteen pounds.'

'This towel is wet so I'll subtract fourteen pounds.' mockup

'This towel is wet so I'll subtract fourteen pounds.'

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'Do you think I need to eat less. Do you have a book you could recommend to tell me how?'

'Do you think I need to eat less. Do you have a book you could recommend to tell me how?' mockup

'Do you think I need to eat less. Do you have a book you could recommend to tell me how?'

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'Diet considerations.'

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'Ugh, I hate food with preservatives.' mockup

'Ugh, I hate food with preservatives.'

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'Follow this diet, and soon the temple of your soul will just be a small chapel.'

'Follow this diet, and soon the temple of your soul will just be a small chapel.' mockup

'Follow this diet, and soon the temple of your soul will just be a small chapel.'

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'I'm tired of this bread and water diet.'

'I'm tired of this bread and water diet.' mockup

'I'm tired of this bread and water diet.'

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'Let me at it! Let me see!!'

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"If He didn't want us to eat it, why'd He wrap the whole thing in bacon?"

"If He didn't want us to eat it, why'd He wrap the whole thing in bacon?" mockup

"If He didn't want us to eat it, why'd He wrap the whole thing in bacon?"

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"I'm not sure what's causing your stomachache. But I think it's safe to rule out hunger pains."

"I'm not sure what's causing your stomachache. But I think it's safe to rule out hunger pains." mockup

"I'm not sure what's causing your stomachache. But I think it's safe to rule out hunger pains."

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'I'm putting you on a 'whatever tastes good, don't eat it' diet.'

'I'm putting you on a 'whatever tastes good, don't eat it' diet.' mockup

'I'm putting you on a 'whatever tastes good, don't eat it' diet.'

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Diets: Sweets and Biscuits.

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Attack of the 'health' foods

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'Where do you want to go for breakfast, fancy an Australian or do you want to nip over to Hawaii?'

'Where do you want to go for breakfast, fancy an Australian or do you want to nip over to Hawaii?' mockup

'Where do you want to go for breakfast, fancy an Australian or do you want to nip over to Hawaii?'

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'Come on, eat your spinach.' -' Sorry, I'm on a special diet...No toxic waste.'

'Come on, eat your spinach.' -' Sorry, I'm on a special diet...No toxic waste.' mockup

'Come on, eat your spinach.' -' Sorry, I'm on a special diet...No toxic waste.'

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Weight Loss Counselor, out for a 400 calorie lunch.

Weight Loss Counselor, out for a 400 calorie lunch. mockup

Weight Loss Counselor, out for a 400 calorie lunch.

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Mind, Body, Spirit (and Food Court). mockup

Mind, Body, Spirit (and Food Court).

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"Frankly, dear, I think you've been on this paleo diet much too long!"

"Frankly, dear, I think you've been on this paleo diet much too long!" mockup

"Frankly, dear, I think you've been on this paleo diet much too long!"

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'Remember, chew every bite 32 times.' mockup

'Remember, chew every bite 32 times.'

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'Would you like that organic, locally grown, carbon neutral, fair trade, trans fat-free, sugar-free, gluten-free and peanut-free?'

'Would you like that organic, locally grown, carbon neutral, fair trade, trans fat-free, sugar-free, gluten-free and peanut-free?' mockup

'Would you like that organic, locally grown, carbon neutral, fair trade, trans fat-free, sugar-free, gluten-free and peanut-free?'

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Dietary Discernment Team Gifts Collection

Dietary Discernment Team Mugs

Explore our collection of witty mugs perfect for dietary discernment enthusiasts—great for morning brews or office coffee breaks.

Dietary Discernment Team Pillows

Add humor and personality to any space with our dietary discernment-themed pillows—comfort meets clever design.

Dietary Discernment Team Prints

Decorate your kitchen or workspace with our witty prints that honor the joy of mindful eating and food fun.

Dietary Discernment Team T-Shirts

Find a fun and stylish t-shirt that celebrates dietary discernment and healthy choices—perfect for every food conscious person.