Diet Transitioner Gifts

"Cutting back on meat is hard. Take away the 'M' and you have 'EAT.'"

'Not that sort of body building program!'

'So glad you could make our vegetarian BBQ.'

"Daddy, you have to flatten this curve."

Dieting Motivation.

Woman weighing herself while holding balloons

'Please help mommy lose some weight. She gets grumpy when she's on a diet that's not working.'

"I AM following doctor's orders. He told me to cut back to one cup a day...right?!"

'He's on a high carbohydrate diet,'

'You are being haunted by the spirit of a slimmer, trimmer, you.'

'According to Dr Alvin McDowell, everything that was good for you is now bad for you!'

'I see you're hacking the fridge again.'

"Excuse me, Father...is the host gluten-free?"

"Mom says I should eat differnt colored foods. I'll have a pizza with jelly beans."

"I do diet...between snacks."

'Three days, four different avoidance routines.'

"Buy them - and never look back."

'You know that thin person inside you, struggling to get out? -- He seems to have gained weight, too.'

Doctor to pig: 'You've been pigging out on pan pizzas, eh? I'm taking you off square meals.'

'Well, if I weigh that much after only putting one foot on, I don't think I have the courage to continue!'

"I'm putting you on the 'Zombie Diet'. It's a no-brainer."

"I was just... uh... looking for the low-fat yogurt."

'I know why Max has suddenly turned vegetarian: His new girlfriend is a Fruit-Bat...'

"We're not dividing the bill. We're dividing the calories. Two people had cheesecake..."

"Big deal about your weight loss advice! I lost my christmas job at Wal-Mart!"

'It's a new diet. We can eat all we want. But we have to wear boxing gloves.'

"You asked me to keep a food diary, this is last week's!"

Healthy Eating Fast

"I guarantee that your appetite will be suppressed if you take just one of these diet pills per day."

"You could run the weight off. . . 168,000 miles should do it."

"So how did you get on with that all-pineapple diet. . . ?"

"I found a diet website where everything is made out of chocolate and ice cream."

'Frozen dinners have more calories if you heat them up.'

'If you haven't got a low fat, organic, calorie free, ethically produced, free range option... I'll have the double chocolate cheesecake.'

Food for thought.