Diet Resister T-Shirts

Let them wear their attitude proudly with a t-shirt that celebrates the rebel spirit of the diet resistor. Fun, comfortable, and full of personality.

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'There you are - you know you're not supposed to be eating that!'

'There you are - you know you're not supposed to be eating that!' mockup

'There you are - you know you're not supposed to be eating that!'

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'If you give up alcohol, cigarettes, sex, red meat, cakes and chocolate, and don't get too excited, you can enjoy life for a few more years yet.'

'If you give up alcohol, cigarettes, sex, red meat, cakes and chocolate, and don't get too excited, you can enjoy life for a few more years yet.' mockup

'If you give up alcohol, cigarettes, sex, red meat, cakes and chocolate, and don't get too excited, you can enjoy life for a few more years yet.'

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'Personally I take all these programmes with a pinch of salt.'

'Personally I take all these programmes with a pinch of salt.' mockup

'Personally I take all these programmes with a pinch of salt.'

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Any time is cake o'clock

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'I never should have ordered the diet platter.'

'I never should have ordered the diet platter.' mockup

'I never should have ordered the diet platter.'

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To do before Saturday...

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A small number of people are afraid of heights, but there is an epidemic fear of widths.

A small number of people are afraid of heights, but there is an epidemic fear of widths. mockup

A small number of people are afraid of heights, but there is an epidemic fear of widths.

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'You need to stay away from the pie in the sky.'

'You need to stay away from the pie in the sky.' mockup

'You need to stay away from the pie in the sky.'

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"I'll faithfully follow any diet plan as long as you also prescribe medical marijuana."

"I'll faithfully follow any diet plan as long as you also prescribe medical marijuana." mockup

"I'll faithfully follow any diet plan as long as you also prescribe medical marijuana."

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'My diet seems to be working great! Do you have any less relaxed jeans?'

'My diet seems to be working great! Do you have any less relaxed jeans?' mockup

'My diet seems to be working great! Do you have any less relaxed jeans?'

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"My diet plan for you is if it tastes good, spit it out."

"My diet plan for you is if it tastes good, spit it out." mockup

"My diet plan for you is if it tastes good, spit it out."

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'Humans seem to be so weight-conscious: My rider weighs himself before each race...'

'Humans seem to be so weight-conscious: My rider weighs himself before each race...' mockup

'Humans seem to be so weight-conscious: My rider weighs himself before each race...'

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Chocs away.

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'Ahh...now there's a man who understands women.'

'Ahh...now there's a man who understands women.' mockup

'Ahh...now there's a man who understands women.'

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"I'm a monster."

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'You put him on a diet, so he put you on a diet.'

'You put him on a diet, so he put you on a diet.' mockup

'You put him on a diet, so he put you on a diet.'

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'My wife's on a diet. So far she's lost her personality.'

'My wife's on a diet. So far she's lost her personality.' mockup

'My wife's on a diet. So far she's lost her personality.'

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'I followed you advice for losing weight....i got naked and stood in front of a mirror...they threw me out of the restaurant.'

'I followed you advice for losing weight....i got naked and stood in front of a mirror...they threw me out of the restaurant.' mockup

'I followed you advice for losing weight....i got naked and stood in front of a mirror...they threw me out of the restaurant.'

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"Why are we eating all this fattening stuff? Pier pressure."

"Why are we eating all this fattening stuff? Pier pressure." mockup

"Why are we eating all this fattening stuff? Pier pressure."

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"Would you buy the apple pie for me? I'm on the 'No You Don't!' Diet."

"Would you buy the apple pie for me? I'm on the 'No You Don't!' Diet." mockup

"Would you buy the apple pie for me? I'm on the 'No You Don't!' Diet."

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"This is the 'carboniferous' age and we're here in the 'Carbs-Are-Really-Bad-For-Us' Age."

"This is the 'carboniferous' age and we're here in the 'Carbs-Are-Really-Bad-For-Us' Age." mockup

"This is the 'carboniferous' age and we're here in the 'Carbs-Are-Really-Bad-For-Us' Age."

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'You strap it on and it monitors your eating habits -- it's called the 'Fudgebuster.''

'You strap it on and it monitors your eating habits -- it's called the 'Fudgebuster.'' mockup

'You strap it on and it monitors your eating habits -- it's called the 'Fudgebuster.''

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'I don't get it! I've been exercising for six weeks now and haven't lost a pound.'

'I don't get it! I've been exercising for six weeks now and haven't lost a pound.' mockup

'I don't get it! I've been exercising for six weeks now and haven't lost a pound.'

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"Here we go again, every 30,000 years or so this Paleo diet becomes a fad."

"Here we go again, every 30,000 years or so this Paleo diet becomes a fad." mockup

"Here we go again, every 30,000 years or so this Paleo diet becomes a fad."

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'…and I want you to limit yourself to 3 feeding frenzies a day.'

'…and I want you to limit yourself to 3 feeding frenzies a day.' mockup

'…and I want you to limit yourself to 3 feeding frenzies a day.'

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All-You-Should-Eat Buffet

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"If you order from our wellness menu, you get a side of yogurt with every dish."

"If you order from our wellness menu, you get a side of yogurt with every dish." mockup

"If you order from our wellness menu, you get a side of yogurt with every dish."

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'It appears I have too much cargo for my pants.'

'It appears I have too much cargo for my pants.' mockup

'It appears I have too much cargo for my pants.'

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The trick to losing weight is to eat a small portion and wait 10 minutes. By then your resolve has caught up with your appetite!

The trick to losing weight is to eat a small portion and wait 10 minutes. By then your resolve has caught up with your appetite! mockup

The trick to losing weight is to eat a small portion and wait 10 minutes. By then your resolve has caught up with your appetite!

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"I think the problem is that you're not eating properly..."

"I think the problem is that you're not eating properly..." mockup

"I think the problem is that you're not eating properly..."

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Obesity Report

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'I see you're hacking the fridge again.'

'I see you're hacking the fridge again.' mockup

'I see you're hacking the fridge again.'

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"I'm right off my quinoa doc."

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'When does the fridge go on a diet?' mockup

'When does the fridge go on a diet?'

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'I don't want you to give up eating entirely -- just the food part.'

'I don't want you to give up eating entirely -- just the food part.' mockup

'I don't want you to give up eating entirely -- just the food part.'

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Diet Resister T-Shirts Collection

Diet Resister Mugs

Discover more humorous mugs perfect for the diet resistor in your life. Click through to find witty designs that make every sip an act of rebellion.

Diet Resister Pillows

Add humor and personality to their home with pillows celebrating food love and resistance to dieting. See our playful and bold designs now.

Diet Resister Prints

Decorate with prints that showcase their fun attitude towards food and dieting. Browse humorous and creative artwork designed for the diet resistor.