Diet Industry Critics T-Shirts

'These pills are out BEST sellers. I guarantee you'll lose 50 pounds as soon as you pay me.'

"Don't tell me we're eating Paleo again."

"Daddy, you have to flatten this curve."

'Amazing! We truly do live in a classless society.'

'And a special feature on this model is the diet ice cubes.'

Sawdust.

'The Werewolf Diet? It's great: you can eat anything you want, but only during the full moon.'

'Your Majesty, the peasants are out of bread', 'Then let them eat low-carb stuff,'

"Stuffing your face while watching TV does cause obesity."

Complex Carbs

"I can guarantee on this diet you'll lose at least 50 pounds a month, until you cancel your standing order!"

Toilet roll beauty tips.

Cook for 3 minutes stir, wait 30 years to discover if the contaminated ingredient gives you stomach cancer.

"I don’t care what you read on social media, I cannot prescribe chocolate mini eggs to help with your weight loss!"

'She was always very proud of her figure.'

"It's a game changer. . . carrots and hummous batons but we've managed to make them out of sugar."

'My regular slimming magazine seems to be getting thinner.'

'I take it this wasn't quite the outcome you were expecting from your 'spot reduction diet'?'

'The start of the Premiership and the return of Match of the Day - there goes his Aitkins diet....'

'Not another Doctor Who spin off!?'

"These diet pills must work. My purse is getting thinner and thinner."

'I'm going to start you off with a simple diet -- don't eat anything you can't pronounce.'

'Does this fig leaf make me look fat?'

'I'm trying a beer diet: lager for breakfast, bock for lunch, and IPA for dinner. So far, I'm losing 2 days per week.'

"IT's a radical new diet I'm developing. I knock out all your teeth so you can't eat and therefore you lose weight."

'I don't think cholesterol had been invented then.'

Zombie Fad Diets. Are you sure fish is brain food!

"Your mother eats all the wrong foods."

Dr Atkins on a date: 'Why does he keep looking at me like I'm a piece of meat?'

'It's ten o'clock. Do you know where your willpower is?'

'The dietary exchange for this food is 3 days of unrelenting remorse.'

'Careful, don't bite off more than you can chew.'

'I suggest you go easy on the fast food.'

Chihuahua says to large dog: 'I'm on a diet - I want to be a size zero.'

'Our diet pies are truly fantastic - There's nothing in them.'