Diet Industry Critics Pillows

Add a touch of humor to your space with pillows that poke fun at the diet industry. Perfect for a relaxed lounge or a cheeky office decor, these cushions say it all without words.

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'These pills are out BEST sellers. I guarantee you'll lose 50 pounds as soon as you pay me.'

'These pills are out BEST sellers. I guarantee you'll lose 50 pounds as soon as you pay me.'

"Don't tell me we're eating Paleo again."

"Don't tell me we're eating Paleo again."

"Daddy, you have to flatten this curve."

"Daddy, you have to flatten this curve."

'Amazing! We truly do live in a classless society.'

'Amazing! We truly do live in a classless society.'

'And a special feature on this model is the diet ice cubes.'

'And a special feature on this model is the diet ice cubes.'

Sawdust.

Sawdust.

'The Werewolf Diet? It's great: you can eat anything you want, but only during the full moon.'

'The Werewolf Diet? It's great: you can eat anything you want, but only during the full moon.'

'Your Majesty, the peasants are out of bread', 'Then let them eat low-carb stuff,'

'Your Majesty, the peasants are out of bread', 'Then let them eat low-carb stuff,'

"Stuffing your face while watching TV does cause obesity."

"Stuffing your face while watching TV does cause obesity."

Complex Carbs

Complex Carbs

"I can guarantee on this diet you'll lose at least 50 pounds a month, until you cancel your standing order!"

"I can guarantee on this diet you'll lose at least 50 pounds a month, until you cancel your standing order!"

Toilet roll beauty tips.

Toilet roll beauty tips.

Cook for 3 minutes stir, wait 30 years to discover if the contaminated ingredient gives you stomach cancer.

Cook for 3 minutes stir, wait 30 years to discover if the contaminated ingredient gives you stomach cancer.

"I don’t care what you read on social media, I cannot prescribe chocolate mini eggs to help with your weight loss!"

"I don’t care what you read on social media, I cannot prescribe chocolate mini eggs to help with your weight loss!"

'She was always very proud of her figure.'

'She was always very proud of her figure.'

"It's a game changer. . . carrots and hummous batons but we've managed to make them out of sugar."

"It's a game changer. . . carrots and hummous batons but we've managed to make them out of sugar."

'My regular slimming magazine seems to be getting thinner.'

'My regular slimming magazine seems to be getting thinner.'

'I take it this wasn't quite the outcome you were expecting from your 'spot reduction diet'?'

'I take it this wasn't quite the outcome you were expecting from your 'spot reduction diet'?'

'The start of the Premiership and the return of Match of the Day - there goes his Aitkins diet....'

'The start of the Premiership and the return of Match of the Day - there goes his Aitkins diet....'

'Not another Doctor Who spin off!?'

'Not another Doctor Who spin off!?'

"These diet pills must work. My purse is getting thinner and thinner."

"These diet pills must work. My purse is getting thinner and thinner."

'I'm going to start you off with a simple diet -- don't eat anything you can't pronounce.'

'I'm going to start you off with a simple diet -- don't eat anything you can't pronounce.'

'Does this fig leaf make me look fat?'

'Does this fig leaf make me look fat?'

'I'm trying a beer diet: lager for breakfast, bock for lunch, and IPA for dinner. So far, I'm losing 2 days per week.'

'I'm trying a beer diet: lager for breakfast, bock for lunch, and IPA for dinner. So far, I'm losing 2 days per week.'

"IT's a radical new diet I'm developing. I knock out all your teeth so you can't eat and therefore you lose weight."

"IT's a radical new diet I'm developing. I knock out all your teeth so you can't eat and therefore you lose weight."

'I don't think cholesterol had been invented then.'

'I don't think cholesterol had been invented then.'

Zombie Fad Diets. Are you sure fish is brain food!

Zombie Fad Diets. Are you sure fish is brain food!

"Your mother eats all the wrong foods."

"Your mother eats all the wrong foods."

Dr Atkins on a date: 'Why does he keep looking at me like I'm a piece of meat?'

Dr Atkins on a date: 'Why does he keep looking at me like I'm a piece of meat?'

'It's ten o'clock. Do you know where your willpower is?'

'It's ten o'clock. Do you know where your willpower is?'

'The dietary exchange for this food is 3 days of unrelenting remorse.'

'The dietary exchange for this food is 3 days of unrelenting remorse.'

'Careful, don't bite off more than you can chew.'

'Careful, don't bite off more than you can chew.'

'I suggest you go easy on the fast food.'

'I suggest you go easy on the fast food.'

Chihuahua says to large dog: 'I'm on a diet - I want to be a size zero.'

Chihuahua says to large dog: 'I'm on a diet - I want to be a size zero.'

'Our diet pies are truly fantastic - There's nothing in them.'

'Our diet pies are truly fantastic - There's nothing in them.'

Diet Industry Critics Pillows Collection

Diet Industry Critics Mugs

Explore our full range of mugs designed for diet industry critics—perfect for coffee or tea while you ponder the next diet myth to defy.

Diet Industry Critics Prints

Browse our art prints that boldly question dieting culture—bring some satire to your walls with these clever designs.

Diet Industry Critics T-Shirts

Check out our assortment of t-shirts that make a statement—ideal for critics of the diet industry who want to wear their skepticism loud and clear.