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Discomfort Eating

Fashion Cafe I'll not have whatever you're not having

I see Marge made size zero at long last.

'Have a seat, I'll be with you as soon as I finish my lunch.'

"Don't tell me we're eating Paleo again."

'Amazing! We truly do live in a classless society.'

Recipes from The Lying Gourmet

I read an article about the health benefits of dark chocolate so I make sure all the donuts I eat are covered with dark chocolate.

'And a special feature on this model is the diet ice cubes.'

Sawdust.

'The Werewolf Diet? It's great: you can eat anything you want, but only during the full moon.'

'Your Majesty, the peasants are out of bread', 'Then let them eat low-carb stuff,'

Error in low-fat pizza design.

'What kind of quack is he? No pills, no special diets! He just believes in will power!'

"Stuffing your face while watching TV does cause obesity."

Lite Beer.

'What a relief to find out that fewer calories don't add up to longevity.'

'Let me introduce my biggest supporter, a real whale of a guy, a huge fan..'

'He wanted to know if anyone had ever brought out a keep-fat video.'

Cook for 3 minutes stir, wait 30 years to discover if the contaminated ingredient gives you stomach cancer.

'She was always very proud of her figure.'

'Calorie averaging...with the oven-fresh trip-el burger, you get...one French fry.'

'What you need is some negative growth.'

Health Foods; "When did I ever eat back pain and trigger fingers?"

"I don’t care what you read on social media, I cannot prescribe chocolate mini eggs to help with your weight loss!"

'My regular slimming magazine seems to be getting thinner.'

'The start of the Premiership and the return of Match of the Day - there goes his Aitkins diet....'

'Not another Doctor Who spin off!?'

'I don't think cholesterol had been invented then.'

'Just thinking about New Year's resolutions makes me tired.'

Dr Atkins on a date: 'Why does he keep looking at me like I'm a piece of meat?'

"I'm looking for a diet that will guarantee my boss will gain the weight I lose.."

'Does this fig leaf make me look fat?'

'I'm trying a beer diet: lager for breakfast, bock for lunch, and IPA for dinner. So far, I'm losing 2 days per week.'

"Your mother eats all the wrong foods."