Diet Culture Commentary Appreciator Pillows

"She lost so much weight, I barely recognize her."

'Amazing! We truly do live in a classless society.'

'And a special feature on this model is the diet ice cubes.'

'Your Majesty, the peasants are out of bread', 'Then let them eat low-carb stuff,'

"Stuffing your face while watching TV does cause obesity."

'He wanted to know if anyone had ever brought out a keep-fat video.'

Cook for 3 minutes stir, wait 30 years to discover if the contaminated ingredient gives you stomach cancer.

'She was always very proud of her figure.'

'My regular slimming magazine seems to be getting thinner.'

"Your mother eats all the wrong foods."

'Does this fig leaf make me look fat?'

'I'm going to start you off with a simple diet -- don't eat anything you can't pronounce.'

"Mr. Whopple, time to slow down on the veggie diet!"

'I don't think cholesterol had been invented then.'

"IT's a radical new diet I'm developing. I knock out all your teeth so you can't eat and therefore you lose weight."

The Atkins Diet.

'The dietary exchange for this food is 3 days of unrelenting remorse.'

'The Nihilist Deli'

'Y'know, this healthy grown up cereal is pretty good.'

Chihuahua says to large dog: 'I'm on a diet - I want to be a size zero.'

'You get the diet book which you won't read, the exercise bar which you won't use and the workout CD which you won't watch, for only $29.99.'

At little Jessica's tea party, nobody ate a bite, claiming they were stuffed

'I suggest you go easy on the fast food.'

'Careful, don't bite off more than you can chew.'

'Ew! It's got FAT on it.'

"No beans for you, you're on a fart free diet."

"He's on the paleo diet."

'And what did you model-mashed potatoes and gravy?'

'What about my grandfather then... He ate whatever he liked and still lived to be 38!'

"This is the third consecutive week you've gained weight. I have no alternative but to expel you."

'It's finally happened - no fats, no sugar, no colouring, no ingredients whatsoever!'

Moses leads his people to the dessert.

Toblerone - Toblertwo.