Diet Culture Commentary Appreciator Pillows

"She lost so much weight, I barely recognize her."

'Amazing! We truly do live in a classless society.'

'And a special feature on this model is the diet ice cubes.'

'Your Majesty, the peasants are out of bread', 'Then let them eat low-carb stuff,'

"Stuffing your face while watching TV does cause obesity."

'He wanted to know if anyone had ever brought out a keep-fat video.'

Cook for 3 minutes stir, wait 30 years to discover if the contaminated ingredient gives you stomach cancer.

'My regular slimming magazine seems to be getting thinner.'

'She was always very proud of her figure.'

'I don't think cholesterol had been invented then.'

"Your mother eats all the wrong foods."

'Does this fig leaf make me look fat?'

Dr Atkins on a date: 'Why does he keep looking at me like I'm a piece of meat?'

"Mr. Whopple, time to slow down on the veggie diet!"

'I'm going to start you off with a simple diet -- don't eat anything you can't pronounce.'

The Atkins Diet.

Zombie Fad Diets. Are you sure fish is brain food!

"IT's a radical new diet I'm developing. I knock out all your teeth so you can't eat and therefore you lose weight."

'The dietary exchange for this food is 3 days of unrelenting remorse.'

At little Jessica's tea party, nobody ate a bite, claiming they were stuffed

'Y'know, this healthy grown up cereal is pretty good.'

Chihuahua says to large dog: 'I'm on a diet - I want to be a size zero.'

'I suggest you go easy on the fast food.'

'Careful, don't bite off more than you can chew.'

'You get the diet book which you won't read, the exercise bar which you won't use and the workout CD which you won't watch, for only $29.99.'

'The Nihilist Deli'

"This is the third consecutive week you've gained weight. I have no alternative but to expel you."

'It's finally happened - no fats, no sugar, no colouring, no ingredients whatsoever!'

"No beans for you, you're on a fart free diet."

Years later, during the low carb craze, she became known simply as 'Mary had a lotta lamb.'

'Ew! It's got FAT on it.'

'What about my grandfather then... He ate whatever he liked and still lived to be 38!'

'And what did you model-mashed potatoes and gravy?'

"He's on the paleo diet."

Moses leads his people to the dessert.