Dictatorship Critic Gifts

'Hey, Pops...the peasants are out of food again and I wrecked my Mercedes... What do we do about it?'

'And you? Any New Year revolutions?'

'Well in two years time, I might just not vote for you to be emperor again.'

North Korea: 'You've only lost a ruler - CONTROL YOURSELF!'

'In its new 'spirit of evenhandedness,' the U. S. Government today sent troops to occupy all foreign countries....'

"Where is everyone?" "You had 'everyone' killed." "Stalin family reunion"

Disappearing Democracy

"Just remember, you could end up just like me. . . dead and hanging upside down at a gas station. . ."

"The candidates this year are really honest."

Trump White House Word Search

Peace Policy

"We briefly thought we balanced the budget, but it was 'fake math'."

"Off with their heads!"

Old dictator Lukashenko

"These are my 'Nebraska attack poodles'. They don't bark, they don't bite, they just do exactly what they're told. . ."

Mother Theresa (May)

Stalin's toothpaste: USSR

Anti-Vax: Death Cult

'Does anyone else have an opinion of their own?'

'No oil, no whales, no help.'

China 70 Years

Kim Jong Il

"You've heard of the government paying farmers not to farm; they pay us not to do research."

Tony Blair 'wraps himself in the flag'.

Trump refuses to commit to peaceful transition

Unsocial Security.

Bush-The Great Right Hunter.

'I'm leaving politics for patriotic reasons. Earning more money in the private sector would stimulate the economy.'

'It's a look back over his Korea.'

"Luckily, we live in a democracy. We have the choice between the greedy, the lying and the completely stupid candidate."

'As you can see at the moment the UK comes only 11th in terms of 'time volunteered'... but we're hoping that with the number we're laying off there'll be a lot more people with time to offer in the future.