Dictatorship Critic Mugs

'Hey, Pops...the peasants are out of food again and I wrecked my Mercedes... What do we do about it?'

'And you? Any New Year revolutions?'

'Well in two years time, I might just not vote for you to be emperor again.'

North Korea: 'You've only lost a ruler - CONTROL YOURSELF!'

'In its new 'spirit of evenhandedness,' the U. S. Government today sent troops to occupy all foreign countries....'

Reagacentennial

Here's the Weird Anti-Terrorist Trash Talk That Stayed on Donald Trump's Cutting Room Floor After the Manchester Attack

"Where is everyone?" "You had 'everyone' killed." "Stalin family reunion"

Disappearing Democracy

"The candidates this year are really honest."

Build the Wall Back Better

There's Riches in Diversity

"Just remember, you could end up just like me. . . dead and hanging upside down at a gas station. . ."

Peace Policy

Trump White House Word Search

"We briefly thought we balanced the budget, but it was 'fake math'."

How I Learned to Love the Drone Bomb

Stalin's toothpaste: USSR

"These are my 'Nebraska attack poodles'. They don't bark, they don't bite, they just do exactly what they're told. . ."

Mother Theresa (May)

Old dictator Lukashenko

"Off with their heads!"

Anti-Vax: Death Cult

'Does anyone else have an opinion of their own?'

Democratic Payback

'No oil, no whales, no help.'

China 70 Years

Tony Blair 'wraps himself in the flag'.

Trump refuses to commit to peaceful transition

Something's Missing

I'm leaving politics to spend more time with my cash.

"You've heard of the government paying farmers not to farm; they pay us not to do research."

Kim Jong Il

Unsocial Security.

'I'm leaving politics for patriotic reasons. Earning more money in the private sector would stimulate the economy.'