Diaper Decisions Gifts

"Can I savor this for a few moments? The ball's never been in my court before!"

You can't just switch them. If your wife asked you to change the baby, she probably meant the diaper.

Catching Jeffrey To Change His Diaper.

Mozart's First Movement - Baby Mozart is sitting on the potty.

'I am willing to concede that the company has been underperforming of late...'

'We'll need lots of nappy changes today, the T. V. just said it's going to be wet and windy.'

Career Choices

Desk Boxes: 'In', 'Out', 'Could Go Either Way'.

"No more diapers. Simply lift the lid and go here."

Stop saying 'You're the boss' I KNOW I'm the boss!

"Who's ready to see what's going to happen in the fourth quarter?"

'OK, let's see who's going to be the pack horse today: Heads or tails?'

Impracticle Guide to Having Babies

'Make up your mind, folks... King size or Queen size?'

'Then it's settled. We'll make 7 million with blue handles, 5 million with red handles, 4 million with purple handles and 2 million with green handles.'

"There's only one thing I hate more than a 'yes man', and that's a 'no man'!"

'sugar and spice my eye.'

Medical student overdrafts...careers in the law.

'Worker or Soldier: Is that all you can suggest? Not much of a choice is there!...'

'Sometimes I wish I had never sold my camels!'

Daisy Diaper Service

"Two roads diverged in a wood and I... I... I..."

Wiseguys/Smartasses/Eggheads/Smarty Pants

"This diaper makes my butt look big..."

Doubt or Certainy

"Eeny, meeny, miney, mo.."

"There are some specific issues concerning landing yet to be resolved but we're making good progress."

"Someone needs a new diaper..." "Another shakedown!"

Parenting magazines.

Two roads diverged in a wood and I - I got a little freaked out because where did the second road come from??

Decision time

Move Up In The World or Down Hill All The Way.

"You get to call the shots at 9.30,11.15,2.15 and 4.20."