Diaper Decisions Gifts

'Embrace change! Cloth, disposable...whatever life hands you!'

"Can I savor this for a few moments? The ball's never been in my court before!"

You can't just switch them. If your wife asked you to change the baby, she probably meant the diaper.

Catching Jeffrey To Change His Diaper.

Mozart's First Movement - Baby Mozart is sitting on the potty.

'I am willing to concede that the company has been underperforming of late...'

Career Choices

'We'll need lots of nappy changes today, the T. V. just said it's going to be wet and windy.'

Desk Boxes: 'In', 'Out', 'Could Go Either Way'.

"No more diapers. Simply lift the lid and go here."

Stop saying 'You're the boss' I KNOW I'm the boss!

"Who's ready to see what's going to happen in the fourth quarter?"

'OK, let's see who's going to be the pack horse today: Heads or tails?'

Impracticle Guide to Having Babies

'Then it's settled. We'll make 7 million with blue handles, 5 million with red handles, 4 million with purple handles and 2 million with green handles.'

'Make up your mind, folks... King size or Queen size?'

"There's only one thing I hate more than a 'yes man', and that's a 'no man'!"

'sugar and spice my eye.'

Medical student overdrafts...careers in the law.

'Worker or Soldier: Is that all you can suggest? Not much of a choice is there!...'

'Sometimes I wish I had never sold my camels!'

Pinata good bags.

Daisy Diaper Service

What's your most popular drink? Why do you want to know? Why base your order on what other people are buying? Don't be a follower. Be your own man. If you're unfamiliar with a drink, ask what's in it and decide for yourself whether that sounds good. Or better yet, live a little. Take a risk. Choose a drink you've never had at random and see where it takes you. You only have one life. Don't live it following in the footsteps of other people. That's kind of harsh. No, it's the name of the drink.

"Two roads diverged in a wood and I... I... I..."

Wiseguys/Smartasses/Eggheads/Smarty Pants

Doubt or Certainy

"This diaper makes my butt look big..."

"There are some specific issues concerning landing yet to be resolved but we're making good progress."

"Eeny, meeny, miney, mo.."

"Someone needs a new diaper..." "Another shakedown!"

Parenting magazines.

Decision time

Move Up In The World or Down Hill All The Way.

Two roads diverged in a wood and I - I got a little freaked out because where did the second road come from??