Dial-up Disciple Mugs

Start their day with a laugh! Our mugs featuring dial-up disciple humor and vintage tech designs make mornings more fun and nostalgic for any tech lover who remembers the dial-up days.

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'Our server is so slow I'm going to call him 'Dial-Up'.'

'Our server is so slow I'm going to call him 'Dial-Up'.' mockup

'Our server is so slow I'm going to call him 'Dial-Up'.'

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Moses on the web

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'Just ask yourself -- Are you better off now than you were two thousand years ago?'

'Just ask yourself -- Are you better off now than you were two thousand years ago?' mockup

'Just ask yourself -- Are you better off now than you were two thousand years ago?'

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"In the same of the phone, the tablet, and the desktop computer."

"In the same of the phone, the tablet, and the desktop computer." mockup

"In the same of the phone, the tablet, and the desktop computer."

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God's Phone

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"And always remember...If you're going to be sick, always do it on the carpet. It's more absorbent."

"And always remember...If you're going to be sick, always do it on the carpet. It's more absorbent." mockup

"And always remember...If you're going to be sick, always do it on the carpet. It's more absorbent."

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"I have an app for that."

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"Only three hundred and sixty-seven followers? Maria's not an asset to the abbey."

"Only three hundred and sixty-seven followers? Maria's not an asset to the abbey." mockup

"Only three hundred and sixty-seven followers? Maria's not an asset to the abbey."

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"Amen. Thanks everyone, oh and don't forget to subscribe!"

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Old-fashioned computer

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Garden Talk - "I've decided to do some muck spreading."

Garden Talk - "I've decided to do some muck spreading." mockup

Garden Talk - "I've decided to do some muck spreading."

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'No, Father, they're not praying. They're texting.'

'No, Father, they're not praying. They're texting.' mockup

'No, Father, they're not praying. They're texting.'

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Follow God On Twitter

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'It's Sundays like this that I regret our church website is so popular.'

'It's Sundays like this that I regret our church website is so popular.' mockup

'It's Sundays like this that I regret our church website is so popular.'

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'For your penance, download five 'Hail marys' and ten 'Our fathers'.'

'For your penance, download five 'Hail marys' and ten 'Our fathers'.' mockup

'For your penance, download five 'Hail marys' and ten 'Our fathers'.'

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Way too much anthropomorphising

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"Our father who art at www.heaven.com..."

"Our father who art at www.heaven.com..." mockup

"Our father who art at www.heaven.com..."

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"We're testing a new virtual reality praise & worship system for the satellite campus."

"We're testing a new virtual reality praise & worship system for the satellite campus." mockup

"We're testing a new virtual reality praise & worship system for the satellite campus."

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'Does it come on Disc?'

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"No matter the weather or what's on my plate, I'm here at five. That's discipline."

"No matter the weather or what's on my plate, I'm here at five. That's discipline." mockup

"No matter the weather or what's on my plate, I'm here at five. That's discipline."

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'We beseech thee oh Lord, tweet us they word.'

'We beseech thee oh Lord, tweet us they word.' mockup

'We beseech thee oh Lord, tweet us they word.'

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'We've lost the ability to fly Dad: To fly! How is that evolution?'

'We've lost the ability to fly Dad: To fly! How is that evolution?' mockup

'We've lost the ability to fly Dad: To fly! How is that evolution?'

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"The time has come to reflect and ask ourselves... 'what would Jesus tweet?'"

"The time has come to reflect and ask ourselves... 'what would Jesus tweet?'" mockup

"The time has come to reflect and ask ourselves... 'what would Jesus tweet?'"

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'To everything there is a season; a time to cut, and a time to paste...'

'To everything there is a season; a time to cut, and a time to paste...' mockup

'To everything there is a season; a time to cut, and a time to paste...'

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Ohm sweet Ohm

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You Have 1 New Messages

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'Our church funds seem to be in the computer cloud of unknowing.'

'Our church funds seem to be in the computer cloud of unknowing.' mockup

'Our church funds seem to be in the computer cloud of unknowing.'

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'I'm on the workaholic's diet. I only eat when I can put it on an expense account.'

'I'm on the workaholic's diet. I only eat when I can put it on an expense account.' mockup

'I'm on the workaholic's diet. I only eat when I can put it on an expense account.'

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Priest's computer screen reads: 'e-confession. Please type 10 Hail Marys ... and no cut'n'paste ...'

Priest's computer screen reads: 'e-confession. Please type 10 Hail Marys ... and no cut'n'paste ...' mockup

Priest's computer screen reads: 'e-confession. Please type 10 Hail Marys ... and no cut'n'paste ...'

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"OMG! 12 followers already...this thing could go viral."

"OMG! 12 followers already...this thing could go viral." mockup

"OMG! 12 followers already...this thing could go viral."

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Dial-up Disciple Mugs Collection

Dial-up Disciple Pillows

Find cozy pillows with vintage internet humor and retro designs, perfect for adding a playful touch to any space.

Dial-up Disciple Prints

Browse our prints celebrating the internet's golden era, ideal for decorating a tech lover’s room or office with nostalgic charm.

Dial-up Disciple T-Shirts

Explore our collection of T-shirts for dial-up disciples, featuring clever and nostalgic designs suited for any vintage tech enthusiast.