Diagnostic Skeptic Pillows

Add a touch of humor and thoughtfulness to their space with our diagnostic skeptic pillows. Comfortable, witty, and inspiring, these pillows are perfect for cozying up with a good question or a thoughtful reflection.

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"Son, I’d say the ACL tear is the least of your problems."

"Son, I’d say the ACL tear is the least of your problems." mockup

"Son, I’d say the ACL tear is the least of your problems."

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'The wheel was easy, the owner's manual is hard!'

'The wheel was easy, the owner's manual is hard!' mockup

'The wheel was easy, the owner's manual is hard!'

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Coincidence or What?

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'My philosophy has always been, sell advice, don't follow it.'

'My philosophy has always been, sell advice, don't follow it.' mockup

'My philosophy has always been, sell advice, don't follow it.'

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Low self esteem workshop - 'You missed it. It finished two hours ago, you useless pillock.'

Low self esteem workshop - 'You missed it. It finished two hours ago, you useless pillock.' mockup

Low self esteem workshop - 'You missed it. It finished two hours ago, you useless pillock.'

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"I'm starting to prefer the ones who don't believe in me."

"I'm starting to prefer the ones who don't believe in me." mockup

"I'm starting to prefer the ones who don't believe in me."

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A shrink charges $200 an hour, but double chocolate layer cake is only $19.95.

A shrink charges $200 an hour, but double chocolate layer cake is only $19.95. mockup

A shrink charges $200 an hour, but double chocolate layer cake is only $19.95.

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In a career limiting move, Reginald decided to give Albert's latest theory some frank and fearless feedback.

In a career limiting move, Reginald decided to give Albert's latest theory some frank and fearless feedback. mockup

In a career limiting move, Reginald decided to give Albert's latest theory some frank and fearless feedback.

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'You can do whatever you want, Herb, but I sure wouldn't take advice from a bowl of alphabet soup!'

'You can do whatever you want, Herb, but I sure wouldn't take advice from a bowl of alphabet soup!' mockup

'You can do whatever you want, Herb, but I sure wouldn't take advice from a bowl of alphabet soup!'

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'Don't worry! If your self diagnosis turns out to be correct this time, this will take care of it.'

'Don't worry! If your self diagnosis turns out to be correct this time, this will take care of it.' mockup

'Don't worry! If your self diagnosis turns out to be correct this time, this will take care of it.'

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Myth Diagnosis

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"Huh! Never a miracle vaccine when you want one - then three come along at the same time - bloody typical!"

"Huh! Never a miracle vaccine when you want one - then three come along at the same time - bloody typical!" mockup

"Huh! Never a miracle vaccine when you want one - then three come along at the same time - bloody typical!"

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'What seems to be the problem?' - 'I've got bubonic plague.' - 'Okay... so what symptoms do you have?' - 'Well, I feel chilly and I had a muscle cramp. They're both symptoms of plague.' - 'I hate Wikipedia.' - 'It says here that you should prescribe...'

'What seems to be the problem?' - 'I've got bubonic plague.' - 'Okay... so what symptoms do you have?' - 'Well, I feel chilly and I had a muscle cramp. They're both symptoms of plague.' - 'I hate Wikipedia.' - 'It says here that you should prescribe...'

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Therapy Group For Those Who Are Afraid of Therapy Groups

Therapy Group For Those Who Are Afraid of Therapy Groups mockup

Therapy Group For Those Who Are Afraid of Therapy Groups

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"And if Ooh, Eeh, Ooh Ah Ah doesn't work, we'll try Walla Walla Bing Bang."

"And if Ooh, Eeh, Ooh Ah Ah doesn't work, we'll try Walla Walla Bing Bang." mockup

"And if Ooh, Eeh, Ooh Ah Ah doesn't work, we'll try Walla Walla Bing Bang."

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'Mrs. Tomkins says her prescription has no side effects, so it can't be doing her any good.'

'Mrs. Tomkins says her prescription has no side effects, so it can't be doing her any good.' mockup

'Mrs. Tomkins says her prescription has no side effects, so it can't be doing her any good.'

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"Your call and personal data may be monitored for brainwashing purposes."

"Your call and personal data may be monitored for brainwashing purposes." mockup

"Your call and personal data may be monitored for brainwashing purposes."

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"What do the know!"

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Alternative Accountants

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"Sorry. No refunds."

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"Thanks for your input Branston, but I've decided to go with my intution"

"Thanks for your input Branston, but I've decided to go with my intution" mockup

"Thanks for your input Branston, but I've decided to go with my intution"

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"Your internet researched analysis of your condition and treatment is impressive,and it would be 100% on target...if you were a goat!"

"Your internet researched analysis of your condition and treatment is impressive,and it would be 100% on target...if you were a goat!" mockup

"Your internet researched analysis of your condition and treatment is impressive,and it would be 100% on target...if you were a goat!"

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'I'm not coming here again Doctor Melrose. I'd rather talk to my plants.'

'I'm not coming here again Doctor Melrose. I'd rather talk to my plants.' mockup

'I'm not coming here again Doctor Melrose. I'd rather talk to my plants.'

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2013: psychoanalysis is formally declared a scam.

2013: psychoanalysis is formally declared a scam. mockup

2013: psychoanalysis is formally declared a scam.

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"Yes, everything—I need a list of all the medications you're on."

"Yes, everything—I need a list of all the medications you're on." mockup

"Yes, everything—I need a list of all the medications you're on."

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PERSONNEL, 'Your resume has everything but verisimilitude.''

PERSONNEL, 'Your resume has everything but verisimilitude.'' mockup

PERSONNEL, 'Your resume has everything but verisimilitude.''

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A person is reading another person's thoughts.

A person is reading another person's thoughts. mockup

A person is reading another person's thoughts.

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'I'm not paying $200 per hour for therapy, so you must be the one who's nuts.'

'I'm not paying $200 per hour for therapy, so you must be the one who's nuts.' mockup

'I'm not paying $200 per hour for therapy, so you must be the one who's nuts.'

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"I think the dosage needs adjusting. I'm not nearly as happy as the people in the ads."

"I think the dosage needs adjusting. I'm not nearly as happy as the people in the ads." mockup

"I think the dosage needs adjusting. I'm not nearly as happy as the people in the ads."

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'Our actual performance over the last quarter depends much on one's perspective. Take, for example, this perspective.'

'Our actual performance over the last quarter depends much on one's perspective. Take, for example, this perspective.' mockup

'Our actual performance over the last quarter depends much on one's perspective. Take, for example, this perspective.'

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'Lincoln Standardized Test Center - formerly Lincoln High School'

'Lincoln Standardized Test Center - formerly Lincoln High School' mockup

'Lincoln Standardized Test Center - formerly Lincoln High School'

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Diagnostic Skeptic Pillows Collection

Diagnostic Skeptic Mugs

Discover more witty mugs perfect for diagnostic skeptics—great for their morning coffee and their questioning mind. Explore our full collection now.

Diagnostic Skeptic Prints

Add a touch of intellect to their decor with our diagnostic skeptic prints. Thoughtful designs that challenge perceptions—check out our full range today.

Diagnostic Skeptic T-Shirts

Find the ideal t-shirt that captures their skeptical spirit. Our witty designs make a statement and add humor to their wardrobe—browse our collection today.