Devoted Listener Mugs

'But you know I don't have brand loyalty for anyone but you!'

'You are a very good nurse. You're actually listening to what I'm saying.'

Pet Shop - Parrot labeled as 'Good Listener'

Unconditional Loveseat

Industry and Idleness - The industrious apprentice a favourite, and entrusted by his master.

'Frank's last request was that he be cremated and that I never give up his season tickets.'

I am your BIGGEST fan!

Work Life Balance

Valentines

"'Best wishes'? That's it? That's all you got?!"

'Hello, Pastor Parker here. Thank you for calling moral support. Your call may be monitored to ... '

Broccoli: Just Full of Surprises!

"Officer, I'd like to report... a sexual assault. I was at a part, this guy... he attacked me."

'I'm going to put you in touch with reality.', 'Can't I just sneak up on it?'

'She saw right through me.'

Sir Edmund Hillary Arriving Home To His Third Floor Apartment

'I dedicate this next number to my maths, history and economics teachers at St-Bavo school...'

"Visiting hours are over, Mrs. Glenborn."

"Dad, I studied really hard! I stayed up till 1 in the morning."

"I'm a pastor. My job is to speak 20 minutes on Sunday and listen the rest of the week."

"Michael, were you listening? Same question."

Snowman about melting snowman: 'Just once I'd like to meet someone who isn't a fair weather friend.'

Without you I'm Blue.

'Congratulations Perkins! Always first arrived and last to leave. You're on your way to the top.'

'Oops - it's not a stethoscope - it's my ipod!'

"Hello! Go ahead, Syracuse, New York."

Pictures of Miserable Devotion

To my Valentine

Obsessive violinist.

Tax Simplification made simple

'That's what I like about you, Abrams, you don't let a little illness keep you off the job.'