Devoted Listener Gifts

I love the Archers

'But you know I don't have brand loyalty for anyone but you!'

This next song goes out to the girl who stole my heart and my guitar.

'You are a very good nurse. You're actually listening to what I'm saying.'

Pet Shop - Parrot labeled as 'Good Listener'

Unconditional Loveseat

Industry and Idleness - The industrious apprentice a favourite, and entrusted by his master.

"'Best wishes'? That's it? That's all you got?!"

Valentines

Work Life Balance

'Hello, Pastor Parker here. Thank you for calling moral support. Your call may be monitored to ... '

'Frank's last request was that he be cremated and that I never give up his season tickets.'

I am your BIGGEST fan!

Broccoli: Just Full of Surprises!

"Officer, I'd like to report... a sexual assault. I was at a part, this guy... he attacked me."

'I'm going to put you in touch with reality.', 'Can't I just sneak up on it?'

"Visiting hours are over, Mrs. Glenborn."

'She saw right through me.'

'I dedicate this next number to my maths, history and economics teachers at St-Bavo school...'

Sir Edmund Hillary Arriving Home To His Third Floor Apartment

"Dad, I studied really hard! I stayed up till 1 in the morning."

"I'm a pastor. My job is to speak 20 minutes on Sunday and listen the rest of the week."

"Michael, were you listening? Same question."

Snowman about melting snowman: 'Just once I'd like to meet someone who isn't a fair weather friend.'

Without you I'm Blue.

'Oops - it's not a stethoscope - it's my ipod!'

Man turns into an angel.

'Congratulations Perkins! Always first arrived and last to leave. You're on your way to the top.'

"Hello! Go ahead, Syracuse, New York."

Don't tell me you're ok! You're not ok! I can smell the hurt inside you! Don't walk away! Talk to me! Beware of Emotional Support Dog.

Pictures of Miserable Devotion

To my Valentine

'10 years of loyal service - and this is what I get?'

'That's what I like about you, Abrams, you don't let a little illness keep you off the job.'

Obsessive violinist.