Devilishly Fun Art Lovers Pillows

The Artist

The Fall of Gnome

Giant Monster in Bath

Lord George brings news of the debate

Humans Queue To Use Portable Toilet While Dogs Queue To Use Tree Portable Toilet

"Friends have been scribbling on my cast."

'Who's the new guy?'

Reserved space is reserved for a dinner table.

Vincent Van Gogh's family reunion Family members with ears missing or bandaged up

'Oh - go get yourself a porsche.'

"Bit big for a cherub, isn't it, Brother Ignatious?"

El Greco

'It's your turn to put the cat out.'

Still Lives: 'What's wrong, don't you love me anymore?'

A small man under a giant microscope.

"We like to think he's experimenting with color and form, but his art therapist suggested we're not giving him enough candy."

"I want to see it as art, but I keep asking myself 'is it really grocery?'"

"Whoever said 'There's nothing new under the sun' first, was a hypocrite."

'Oh yeah? Well I'm not crazy about your humming, either!'

Tiny people.

"Oh you kids and that cursed painting in the closet keep me young."

Newton discovers surrealism

'Be my Valentine?'

Two men in urns holding hands

Football Fish

"So much for eternal rest."

'He lives under the illusion that Charles Saatchi is going to barge in here someday and buy everything.'

"No, that looks nothing like him. Were you even listening to me? Young man, are you on drugs?"

Atalanta I- Intended for Yellow Book Vol 5 (Not Published)

"Oh don't mind us, we are just having a small get together!"