Devilishly Fun Art Lovers Pillows

Devil Drumph

The Artist

Giant Monster in Bath

The Fall of Gnome

Lord George brings news of the debate

Humans Queue To Use Portable Toilet While Dogs Queue To Use Tree Portable Toilet

I just made up that part. It should really throw people for a loop if they find this place thousands of years from now!

"Friends have been scribbling on my cast."

The loving, yet vengeful God of Cheshire!

'Who's the new guy?'

Reserved space is reserved for a dinner table.

The first case of resume padding.

Vincent Van Gogh's family reunion Family members with ears missing or bandaged up

'Oh - go get yourself a porsche.'

El Greco

"Bit big for a cherub, isn't it, Brother Ignatious?"

Still Lives: 'What's wrong, don't you love me anymore?'

'It's your turn to put the cat out.'

A small man under a giant microscope.

"I want to see it as art, but I keep asking myself 'is it really grocery?'"

"We like to think he's experimenting with color and form, but his art therapist suggested we're not giving him enough candy."

Ether Island

'Oh yeah? Well I'm not crazy about your humming, either!'

Tiny people.

"Oh you kids and that cursed painting in the closet keep me young."

"Whoever said 'There's nothing new under the sun' first, was a hypocrite."

Newton discovers surrealism

"No, that looks nothing like him. Were you even listening to me? Young man, are you on drugs?"

'Be my Valentine?'

Two men in urns holding hands

'Turns out, M.C.Escher was the brains behind the animal smuggling scam.'

Football Fish

'He lives under the illusion that Charles Saatchi is going to barge in here someday and buy everything.'

Atalanta I- Intended for Yellow Book Vol 5 (Not Published)

I can't believe I fell for the old "would you like to come to my place and see my etchings?" line. How old is that line, anyway? The last time it was used successfully was by Albrecht Dürer in 1495.