Devilish Documenter Pillows

Contrary to popular belief, the road to Hell is paved with a comprehensive, lifetime tax return.

He was different from the other doctors. For one thing, he refused to play God.

"Then one day, as I caught a tennis ball in midair, I asked myself, 'Is this all there is?'"

'We're doing a fly on the wall documentary.'

Kirsten Johnson

Police film evidence

Crocodile

'Remember that outfit, Miss Wilson, that you said you wouldn't be seen dead wearing?'

"Ugh! Stop making a drama documentary out of a molehill."

Mephistopheles

"I remembered that time you said you wished you had a biographer."

'The problem is you're a perfectionist. You don't always have to be totally evil. Sometimes it's OK to just be annoying.'

'I still say these shots need more action.'

"Those pervs from the nature channel are filming us again."

'If whales are so intelligent, why do they swim near Japan?'

'It's a deal: we don't eat you, and you get us on Jacques Cousteau's next special.'

'Great! So that's the film... Now for the sound!'

Bat out of Hell

'Hold it - someone's filming this without permission!'

'Coming up next...more of man's inhumanity to man...in hi-def.'

'I'm freezing...The rich list is a little thin this year.'

"Nothing like the History Channel to get you to appreciate these peaceful times we're enjoying."

'Because it's there.' ... 'Because he may fall.'

'If you're going to stare at that thing all day, at least watch something educational,,, like Japan,'

'Sir, we're just not reaching them. Only a small percentage of people own vinyl records, and hardly anyone thinks to play them backwards.'

An environmental documentary crew filming garbage washing up on the beach.

'You're a funny beggar, switching off the sound just because Joanna Lumley is ENTHUSING!'