Devil Stories Pillows

"I can't believe I sold my soul for platforms, they're so last season"

"...and what really makes this story scary is the kittens got lost in the woods before flea and tick products were invented."

Fairy Library - Frontispiece to Jack and the Beanstalk

Silence of the Chickens...

"Actually, it is a bad time — I’m rushing to get the kids out of the oven."

Santa, Alien, Easter Bunny and Sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

Password Error: Snow White and the seven dwarfs not recognised as eight characters.

Devil's food cake/Angel's food cake. Delivery mix-up.

Hell Separates Real Madrid and Barcelona fans.

',,, and if anyone knows of a reason why these two should not be married, let them storm this castle with pitchforks and torches or forever hold their peace,'

"There it was again...SOOIE! And then she realized the pig call was coming from inside the house!"

Goodnight Moon for the Misbegotten

"... And this one needs a shot of vodka."

"Holy cow, Kenny, look at the size of that thing! It's huge, I tell ya'! And the teeth! The teeth!"

Zombies.

"We need to stop sharing one set of clothes."

Turning Japanese: I really think so.

"Had more ghost-hunters 'round my place last night....scared the daylights outta me!"

Scary stuff

"... and the sales call was coming from inside the house!"

"You're ruining our reputation, Bob!"

Moby Dick

"This makes Pamplona seem like child's play."

'This financial report is frightening. Who wrote it, Stephen King?"

"The new OS update should fix the bug that makes you want to murder everyone."

'What can you wish for?!... Oh, I don't know... Infinite wealth, beautiful women throwing themselves at your feet, fame and admiration, perhaps?... But, don't let me influence you.'

Man runs scared from ringing graveyard bell.

Get out of the way, Harold - I'm trying to talk to Cuddles.

Whodunnit. Whoreallydunnit.

'Maybe fruit flies don't have souls.'

'I told you we should have done the balloon toss.'

"So you're just now tellin' me I was hatched from an egg and I coulda' left years ago?!?"

'I may not know about DNA, but I sure as hell know about recombinant.'

"Before I fight this dragon and rescue you, can I ask a few questions? Like, do you want kids? What's your passion? Where is 'home' to you? Do you have a financial philosophy?"