Devil's Advocate Appreciator Gifts

"If you want my opinion you're damned if you do and damned if you don't."

The Devil and an angel talk by the water cooler.

"Relax - not only does the devil have the best tunes, he's also got a great lawyer."

"So much for your attorneys."

"Soul searching? Yes, you could call it that."

"HR-bill 9495. Cutting down non-profits."

"When faced with a tricky ethical issue, I always ask the question, 'What's in it for me?'"

Snow Devil

"Hey, I'm just playing devil's avocado!"

'I knew if we waited long enough, heaven would downsize.'

"We need to think outside the pentangle."

'So, gentlemen, how's the dollar trading against the immortal soul, today?'

'It's another corporate lawyer...do we want to buy a soul?'

Route 666

"Nixon was the same way when he first got here."

Devil's Tower Park. Ernie, this nice ranger has offered to show us the basement gift shop.

"Dave, quick word about religious symbols in the workplace..."

"Behold! I am God! I know all. Yet I'm constantly testing you even though I already know what you'll do. But I'll still punish you for the sins I planned for you to do. And you'll suffer in a fiery pit, tormented beyond imagining forever and ever and ever

"I told you to pack a damned sweater."

'You think this is hot. Try having hot flashes, too.'

"We've now got a higher approval rating than the media."

"Where do you see yourself in five years? Haha, just kidding!"

'I know you don't belong here, but if we let you go to Heaven, we couldn't not guarantee your safety.'

"Fulfilling others on Thanksgiving is pretty good advice, wouldn't you say?"

'I chose here since heaven won't allow you to take your bonus and golden parachute with you.'

Religious texts from heaven and hell find common ground...they are made in China.

'Let me guess - a toastmaster?'

'I'm putting you in charge of past due accounts.'

"Can I see that 'National Law Journal' when you're through with it?"

"Admit it Johnson, isn't a pat on the back more intrinsically rewarding than a salary rise?"

This isn't a good time to see him --- He just got outbid for a soul on eBay. Beelzebub.

"The presenting sponsor of The Dr. Faust Podcast is, as always, Mephistopheles."

'Just be patient. Greed always makes a come back.'

"Wow! If global warming goes on it will cut our heating costs by 12 percent!"

'Sir, we have a problem. The attorney section is totally overcrowded!' (demon to Satan)