Devil's Advocate Gifts

'Sold my soul to the devil, but held on to the intellectual property rights.'

'This is our consultant on geothermal energy.'

"Oh dear did we neglect to read the contract thoroughly?"

"Encouraging dissent is a good way of finding out who the traitors are."

'I don't actually do evil any more. I lobby congressmen.'

"Lately, I've been feeling...well...pretty damn good!"

"Congressman, our people would look upon it favorably if you were to oppose any additional sin taxes."

Clay pigeon shooting for devils

'You make 23,725 little mistakes, they never let you forget it.'

'It's another corporate lawyer...do we want to buy a soul?'

'No, I wouldn't like a free quote for central heating! Where did you get this number?'

'Selling my soul is out of the question, on the other hand, I may be amiable to entering some sort of leasing arrangement.'

"I'm going to be a lawyer so I'll be arguing both sides."

'These photo's are ruined..Not one of them has 'Red eye' ! '

"It's okay, you can go home. You know, this guys is a CEO."

"'Damned if you do, Damned if you don't', … Talk about 'win, win'."

'And having an old, dear friend appear before this court makes it necessary to recuse myself, gentlemen.'

'I mean, you can imagine my surprise -I'm an atheist.'

RE Agency - "You do realise that this will be expensive"

G.M crops bribery.

"I don't know which makes me happier: switching to natural gas to save money or watching the fight about fracking in order to get that gas."

"Grab a fork and pitch in if you want to. Not that it matters. You're damned if you do, damned if you don't."

"A few minutes ago, God very graciously called to congratulate me."

"I may have waffled, but I never lip-synched."

"Can I see that 'National Law Journal' when you're through with it?"

Route 666

"Who are you going to listen to? Me, or the boss from hell?"

',,, You'll give me a lightning-quick crossover dribble and the ability to dunk, and all I owe you is my immortal soul ,,,'

"Sometimes I just like to mess with their minds."

'In exchange for my eternal soul, you'll give me this bike for the weekend? Why do I feel I'm getting a raw deal?'

"My grandmother died last night even though I prayed for her..." "...I guess I should brace myself for a sarcastic comment about faith."

'Do you really think I'd sell my immortal soul?? My integrity?? My moral values?? Well... of course I would!'

"When faced with a tricky ethical issue, I always ask the question, 'What's in it for me?'"

'The house has been repossessed by the Devil ...'

' So tell us Luc, how'd you get so darned good on the grill?!'