Devil's Advocate Gifts

'Sold my soul to the devil, but held on to the intellectual property rights.'

'This is our consultant on geothermal energy.'

"Oh dear did we neglect to read the contract thoroughly?"

"Encouraging dissent is a good way of finding out who the traitors are."

'I don't actually do evil any more. I lobby congressmen.'

"I called this meeting to announce a new partnership that I believe will turn this company around."

"Lately, I've been feeling...well...pretty damn good!"

'You think this is hot. Try having hot flashes, too.'

Clay pigeon shooting for devils

"Congressman, our people would look upon it favorably if you were to oppose any additional sin taxes."

'You make 23,725 little mistakes, they never let you forget it.'

'It's another corporate lawyer...do we want to buy a soul?'

'Selling my soul is out of the question, on the other hand, I may be amiable to entering some sort of leasing arrangement.'

'No, I wouldn't like a free quote for central heating! Where did you get this number?'

"I'm going to be a lawyer so I'll be arguing both sides."

'I mean, you can imagine my surprise -I'm an atheist.'

'And having an old, dear friend appear before this court makes it necessary to recuse myself, gentlemen.'

"I don't know which makes me happier: switching to natural gas to save money or watching the fight about fracking in order to get that gas."

RE Agency - "You do realise that this will be expensive"

'These photo's are ruined..Not one of them has 'Red eye' ! '

"It's okay, you can go home. You know, this guys is a CEO."

"'Damned if you do, Damned if you don't', … Talk about 'win, win'."

G.M crops bribery.

'I know when I'm not wanted.'

"Grab a fork and pitch in if you want to. Not that it matters. You're damned if you do, damned if you don't."

'I tried to sell my soul to the devil once, but we couldn't agree on price'

Snow Devil

"I may have waffled, but I never lip-synched."

Route 666

'He's a lawyer with a stay order pending his appeal.'

"Was it something I said in the heat of the moment?"

'Come now, Dr Faustus. Selling one's soul to the devil is a textbook example of avoidance behaviour.'

"Of all the places I didn't expect a smoking ban,"

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Selling to the devil.