Developmental Milestone Enthusiasts T-Shirts

'Look! He's taking his first steps.'

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

Toy Shops and Educated Children

Woman crying with happiness.

'Guess what? I won again.'

"You're writing a memoir? You're seven years old. Do you honestly think you can capture the interest of readers with such a short—wait, is that my name?!"

"Your mother and I want to make your 21st birthday a moving experience. We'll help you pack."

"As it's your birthday, would you like to go in the Big Chair?"

"Wait! I don't want to be disease resistant!"

First Steps

"What do you think is a good step goal for someone who's just started walking?"

After many years of wavering Dennis finally makes the decision to step out of his comfort zone.

A very fine vintage

Dominant hand reveal party

'She said her first words today.'

Sparkler

'Oh Darling, I'm so proud! I wish I could give you a big hug!'

They were American tourists, visiting gay Paree...and yet this was a Mexican stand off??

"They're secret service. They appeared the day Billy decided he wanted to be president when he grew up."

"Hal said he had big dreams...so he bought this bed."

'He's feeling very proud of himself. He went to watchdog school and graduated 'Magna cum loudly.''

"Ambitions... to make it to the other side."

We are here!

'It's nice to see you all,but I was just going out to work.'

'My grandson has been walking from an early age. . . Oh yes, in fact, by the time he was two he'd been walking three years.'

Great Joys like griefs are silent.

"Do that again, but cuter."

'Look, he's taking his first steps.'

Girl asking her little cousin what he would like for his birthday

Haircuts

'Don't you think he's a little to young to take up fishing, Ralph?'

'Dude, don't do it. Somewhere down the road it will lead to chores.'

"I won't enumerate my trespasses. You know my work."

"We brought Charlotte one of those special video messages from Nigel Farage."