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Mighty Man Of Justice Grows Up

'Are you finished eating yet, sweetie?...Guess that answers THAT question!'

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

When a toddler hands you their ringing toy phone, you answer it!

Child laughs while making farting sound under arm. Dad says, 'Isn't it nice when they find something they're good at?

'Oh Darling, you must be so proud: Your first wart!'

'At lone at last.'

"Here's the baby's first birthday, her second, her third, look at her gifts..."

'Baby's first two-step.'

"You're writing a memoir? You're seven years old. Do you honestly think you can capture the interest of readers with such a short—wait, is that my name?!"

One!

First Steps

"Wait! I don't want to be disease resistant!"

"As it's your birthday, would you like to go in the Big Chair?"

"Before you go anywhere, did you lick behind your ears?"

'We think he has a future in politics.'

Dominant hand reveal party

Eagle parenting.

"Charles, look! He’s sending his first text!"

A very fine vintage

'I think you're ready for the big chair...'

Sparkler

'Jimmy made his first blog post today.'

'There's been no stopping him since he said his first word this morning!'

'What do you think you're up to?'

At 4 years old most kids can say easy straightforward sentences.

They were American tourists, visiting gay Paree...and yet this was a Mexican stand off??

"They're secret service. They appeared the day Billy decided he wanted to be president when he grew up."

"I'm too old for baby limas."

"Worthy of an Oscar don't you think?"

"Honey, your head's through the armhole again."

'It's nice to see you all,but I was just going out to work.'

'Don't you think he's a little to young to take up fishing, Ralph?'

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"And we're just so proud you're walking to school alone. Aren't we, Harold?"