Childhood Milestones Lover Prints

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

When a toddler hands you their ringing toy phone, you answer it!

Child laughs while making farting sound under arm. Dad says, 'Isn't it nice when they find something they're good at?

'Oh Darling, you must be so proud: Your first wart!'

'At lone at last.'

"Here's the baby's first birthday, her second, her third, look at her gifts..."

'Baby's first two-step.'

"You're writing a memoir? You're seven years old. Do you honestly think you can capture the interest of readers with such a short—wait, is that my name?!"

First Steps

"Before you go anywhere, did you lick behind your ears?"

"As it's your birthday, would you like to go in the Big Chair?"

"Wait! I don't want to be disease resistant!"

"Charles, look! He’s sending his first text!"

Dominant hand reveal party

'We think he has a future in politics.'

Sparkler

A very fine vintage

Eagle parenting.

'I think you're ready for the big chair...'

'There's been no stopping him since he said his first word this morning!'

'Jimmy made his first blog post today.'

They were American tourists, visiting gay Paree...and yet this was a Mexican stand off??

"They're secret service. They appeared the day Billy decided he wanted to be president when he grew up."

'What do you think you're up to?'

At 4 years old most kids can say easy straightforward sentences.

"I'm too old for baby limas."

"Honey, your head's through the armhole again."

'It's nice to see you all,but I was just going out to work.'

'Her first telekinesis!'

"Do that again, but cuter."

Girl asking her little cousin what he would like for his birthday

'Look, he's taking his first steps.'