Childhood Milestone Enthusiast Prints

'Dude, don't do it. Somewhere down the road it will lead to chores.'

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

'Oh Darling, you must be so proud: Your first wart!'

"Soon you'll be sucking your thumb AND tying your shoes...they call it multitasking."

'I've never opened her up on the highway, but I get great mileage in the city!'

Mother pours bubble bath into child's plastic pool

'My first camera'

"You're writing a memoir? You're seven years old. Do you honestly think you can capture the interest of readers with such a short—wait, is that my name?!"

First Steps

"As it's your birthday, would you like to go in the Big Chair?"

"Wait! I don't want to be disease resistant!"

"The one time in our lives when it's acceptable to run around naked, but they dress us up like L. L. Bean catalog."

"It turns out I just wasted the whole morning networking with a dog."

'I think you're ready for the big chair...'

'She said her first words today.'

"Every time I tie my shoes, the laces come undone...I think it's a conspiracy!"

A very fine vintage

Sparkler

'We think he has a future in politics.'

"Charles, look! He’s sending his first text!"

'You put it down for five seconds. I get it now.'

Eagle parenting.

'Your imagination was so powerful he became real. It happens to me all the time.'

'There's been no stopping him since he said his first word this morning!'

Introducing Peter's Cousin - Murray Pan - The Boy Who Refused To Stay A Child

Knight of the sandcastle.

"I'm too old for baby limas."

'I'm about to say my prayers, Dad. Do you want more pocket money too?'

"They're secret service. They appeared the day Billy decided he wanted to be president when he grew up."

'I bronzed his first pair of running shoes.'

They were American tourists, visiting gay Paree...and yet this was a Mexican stand off??

'What do you think you're up to?'

'You haven't changed a bit Perkins.'