Childhood Milestone Enthusiast Prints

'Dude, don't do it. Somewhere down the road it will lead to chores.'

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

'Oh Darling, you must be so proud: Your first wart!'

"Soon you'll be sucking your thumb AND tying your shoes...they call it multitasking."

'I've never opened her up on the highway, but I get great mileage in the city!'

Mother pours bubble bath into child's plastic pool

"You're writing a memoir? You're seven years old. Do you honestly think you can capture the interest of readers with such a short—wait, is that my name?!"

'My first camera'

One!

"It turns out I just wasted the whole morning networking with a dog."

"As it's your birthday, would you like to go in the Big Chair?"

First Steps

"The one time in our lives when it's acceptable to run around naked, but they dress us up like L. L. Bean catalog."

"Wait! I don't want to be disease resistant!"

'You put it down for five seconds. I get it now.'

'We think he has a future in politics.'

'She said her first words today.'

A very fine vintage

Eagle parenting.

'I think you're ready for the big chair...'

"Every time I tie my shoes, the laces come undone...I think it's a conspiracy!"

"Charles, look! He’s sending his first text!"

Sparkler

'Your imagination was so powerful he became real. It happens to me all the time.'

Introducing Peter's Cousin - Murray Pan - The Boy Who Refused To Stay A Child

Medical school graduation gowns.

'There's been no stopping him since he said his first word this morning!'

They were American tourists, visiting gay Paree...and yet this was a Mexican stand off??

"Worthy of an Oscar don't you think?"

'What do you think you're up to?'

Knight of the sandcastle.

'I bronzed his first pair of running shoes.'

"They're secret service. They appeared the day Billy decided he wanted to be president when he grew up."

'I'm about to say my prayers, Dad. Do you want more pocket money too?'

"I'm too old for baby limas."