Children's Milestones Prints

One!

'Are you finished eating yet, sweetie?...Guess that answers THAT question!'

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

Fat Kid 10- Eats an ice-cream

When a toddler hands you their ringing toy phone, you answer it!

Child laughs while making farting sound under arm. Dad says, 'Isn't it nice when they find something they're good at?

'At lone at last.'

'Oh Darling, you must be so proud: Your first wart!'

'Baby's first two-step.'

"Here's the baby's first birthday, her second, her third, look at her gifts..."

'It was the little darling's first time sitting up at the dining table!'

"You're writing a memoir? You're seven years old. Do you honestly think you can capture the interest of readers with such a short—wait, is that my name?!"

Sigh … They grow up so fast, don't they?

"No, it's still just a thirst for spaghettios."

"Wait! I don't want to be disease resistant!"

"As it's your birthday, would you like to go in the Big Chair?"

"Charles, look! He’s sending his first text!"

Dominant hand reveal party

'I think you're ready for the big chair...'

'We think he has a future in politics.'

Sparkler

'He's my personal potty trainer.'

Eagle parenting.

"We're a great team, Sash—you with your small and large motor skills, me with my spatial awareness and hand-eye coördination."

'His next appointment is on the 17th when the clock's little hand is on the two and the big one's on the nine.'

"Our little girl has blossomed into quite the little complainer."

'Jimmy made his first blog post today.'

'There's been no stopping him since he said his first word this morning!'

They were American tourists, visiting gay Paree...and yet this was a Mexican stand off??

"They're secret service. They appeared the day Billy decided he wanted to be president when he grew up."

"I'm too old for baby limas."

'What do you think you're up to?'

"Worthy of an Oscar don't you think?"

'How old? He's 14 months, 3 days, 7 hours and 16 seconds... 17... 18...'

At 4 years old most kids can say easy straightforward sentences.