Development Milestone Fanatic T-Shirts

"What do you think is a good step goal for someone who's just started walking?"

"Great! We're still going up! Chop a hole in the ceiling!"

"Oh indeed I did: I went feral for a year when I was young. It taught me a lot about the world, but about myself too..."

'I know about the birds and the bees. Tell me about the bears and the bulls.'

Go! Means NOW!

Toy Shops and Educated Children

'I feel like my ears are about to pop.'

'It took years of therapy before I became the Bluebird of Happiness.'

First Steps

"We just got our online schooling exam results..."

Dominant hand reveal party

Futuristic Teenagers.

'He thinks there's an evil robot from the future in his closet.'

"Don't be a dummy, Justin - You gotta learn your ABC's so you can Google stuff."

'Oh Darling, I'm so proud! I wish I could give you a big hug!'

"Mommy wants you to know where your food comes from."

"Looks like something exciting is happening in R&D."

'He's about to destroy his first city and you're in a meeting?'

It was time for Junior to learn to fly.

"Why do you need to know if I've made a will?"

'Well, we made it.'

'My grandson has been walking from an early age. . . Oh yes, in fact, by the time he was two he'd been walking three years.'

"They call this a universal charger?"

"They grow so fast. He can already scan a bar code."

"Great first glide son! Oh, by the way, remind me to teach you how to land tomorrow..."

When psychics fight.

"We need a brownfield site."

'Look, he's taking his first steps.'

'Dude, don't do it. Somewhere down the road it will lead to chores.'

'Site of the historic battle between Ace Development Co. and Citizens to Save Trees'.

A fortune-teller working her new big plasma crystal ball.

"It was buried only last month, but we couldn't wait."

"I'm from the future. . . you're running low on the Chateau Margaux '86."

'Have you been in long?'