Development Milestone Fanatic T-Shirts

"What do you think is a good step goal for someone who's just started walking?"

"Great! We're still going up! Chop a hole in the ceiling!"

'I know about the birds and the bees. Tell me about the bears and the bulls.'

Go! Means NOW!

"Oh indeed I did: I went feral for a year when I was young. It taught me a lot about the world, but about myself too..."

Toy Shops and Educated Children

'I feel like my ears are about to pop.'

First Steps

'It took years of therapy before I became the Bluebird of Happiness.'

"We just got our online schooling exam results..."

"We finally made it - Switzerland!"

Futuristic Teenagers.

Dominant hand reveal party

'Oh Darling, I'm so proud! I wish I could give you a big hug!'

"Don't be a dummy, Justin - You gotta learn your ABC's so you can Google stuff."

'He thinks there's an evil robot from the future in his closet.'

"Mommy wants you to know where your food comes from."

"Looks like something exciting is happening in R&D."

Medical school graduation gowns.

"Why do you need to know if I've made a will?"

It was time for Junior to learn to fly.

'He's about to destroy his first city and you're in a meeting?'

'Well, we made it.'

'My grandson has been walking from an early age. . . Oh yes, in fact, by the time he was two he'd been walking three years.'

"Great first glide son! Oh, by the way, remind me to teach you how to land tomorrow..."

"They call this a universal charger?"

"They grow so fast. He can already scan a bar code."

"We need a brownfield site."

'Look, he's taking his first steps.'

When psychics fight.

'Dude, don't do it. Somewhere down the road it will lead to chores.'

"It was buried only last month, but we couldn't wait."

'Site of the historic battle between Ace Development Co. and Citizens to Save Trees'.

A fortune-teller working her new big plasma crystal ball.

"I'm from the future and, yes, we are still carrying around those little water bottles."