Determined Underdog Pillows

Second, third and fourth effort!

"Don't worry, Ref, just shock, it's his first save all season."

The trauma of losing.

'I'm not quitting! Who knows if i'll ever get another chance to break a hundred!'

"Eat my dust!"

'Unbelievable, these guys brought a ringer.'

Work Slave

'We're doing the right thing, Bob, Let Andy solve problems with bullies at school his own way,,,'

"And now, since our local teams really stink, here are scores for actual good teams around the country that you might want to root for."

"Stop with this mathematics dictatorship."

"I did seize the day. But then it seized me right back and used some kind of jujitsu move to flip me on my ass."

"Remember—we're not Eagles fans or Patriots fans. We're Tom Brady Somehow Gets Humiliated fans."

'Haven't they found you a chair, yet Cludmore?'

David and Goliath.

'This game is going to be a character-building experience.'

Soldier to David about Goliath: 'You did that with a step, a flick and a follow-through? Talk about high impact exercise!'

"Thank you, Sir."

'I've never sued anyone but I bet I'll be good at it.'

"Not many of you may agree with me..."

Stop the big guy!

'Oh great, we'll never win with this nerd on our team.'

Published but unread poet.

Amputee watches wealthy man who has a spare set of legs.

Cleaner in front of interview panel - 'So what makes you want to apply for the job of Equity Fund Manager?'

'You realize, don't you, that you are playing fast and loose with my self esteem?'

'I gave him the old one-two, but then he gave me three, four, five, six, seven and eight!'

'Determined little guy.'

Masochistic Soccer Fan