Defender Of The Underdog Pillows

'You realize, don't you, that you are playing fast and loose with my self esteem?'

'Small and minority business' boat threatened by 'Capital' waste spilling into the sea

"Don't worry, Ref, just shock, it's his first save all season."

The trauma of losing.

"Eat my dust!"

'Unbelievable, these guys brought a ringer.'

The Leafs win the Cup!

Gifts from the House of Low Goals.

'We're doing the right thing, Bob, Let Andy solve problems with bullies at school his own way,,,'

"And now, since our local teams really stink, here are scores for actual good teams around the country that you might want to root for."

"Stop with this mathematics dictatorship."

Runt! You'll never make the team. We'll see! You can't even tie your shoelace! Great technique!

He's slow and can't see out of one eye, but watch out for his left hook.

"I did seize the day. But then it seized me right back and used some kind of jujitsu move to flip me on my ass."

"Remember—we're not Eagles fans or Patriots fans. We're Tom Brady Somehow Gets Humiliated fans."

'Haven't they found you a chair, yet Cludmore?'

Basketball Tourney. Ernie, you're crushing everybody in the office basketball pool! You've picked the winner of every game so far! It's amazing because you don't know a thing about basketball. For you, picking the winner of every tournament game is like correctly guessing a coin flip sixty seven times in a row! No, I have a system! It seems everybody has an opinion about the tourney so I listened to what my investment advisor thought about the teams. And with his record of picking winners

David and Goliath.

'This game is going to be a character-building experience.'

Ant holds up the word 'TRIUMPH'.

"Thank you, Sir."

Soldier to David about Goliath: 'You did that with a step, a flick and a follow-through? Talk about high impact exercise!'

'Oh great, we'll never win with this nerd on our team.'

"Like many attorneys I was the runt of the litter."

Amputee watches wealthy man who has a spare set of legs.

"Not many of you may agree with me..."

"This is Thurgood. He specializes in beaten-down stocks."

March 8, 2030: the debut of 'Rocky 19.'

"It says here researchers have found we're not as smart as some people believe."

Ballad of a Replacement Player

Masochistic Soccer Fan

'Determined little guy.'

"I don't care if you are a Leicester City fan - you can come down off that cloud right now!"

'I gave him the old one-two, but then he gave me three, four, five, six, seven and eight!'

'I guess it's just one of those days.'