Detention Survivor Gifts

"I guess you've heard bad spin about me."

"Yeah, but it's okay because they'll never take me alive again."

"I caught him using Google Maps to look out our classroom windows."

"I spend a lot of time in there."

"Who would've thought Ms. Marcus had so little sense of humor?"

"I'm going to talk about the summer before last, it was much more fun."

"Yeah, I got into trouble, but I think the principal really enjoyed my rendition of 'I Did It My Way.'"

"He said he doesn't want to see me in his office again..."

Self-Help Books Families for Lockdown

Nonsense Poem

Sheltering in place.

I cut my own hair — using a drone.

Well, I finished my summer reading list – now what?

'Will Mr. 'No Comment' please remain after class.'

'Coulda, woulda, and definitely shoulda.'

"We've done everything in this book, and more. There's nothing left."

COVID Devotion

"Wanna play 'Waitin’ on the Cable Guy'?"

"I #*#*#* hate gardening, I'd much rather be at work!!"

Danger Noodle tho bored

The evangelist turned lawyer's opening arguments were unconvincing

Covid-19 Caution

'Look at the bright side. Think of our mutual funds going up, up, up!'

Warning: Cathartic manifestations of childhood trauma next 5 miles

"Shall we have 'Glorious B****rds' next"

"How's your lowrider blog going?"

"Working from home. In pajamas. Angry at the world. Filled with anxiety. Nothing is different."

"Transitioning from home to office again is more difficult for some than others."

"I went so quickly from hating Mondays to hating days."

"So working from home is no longer an option?"

'I sure hope you're a marriage counselor.'

'My teacher says if I made bad grades, I'm spending too much time in front of the TV. I say if I made good grades, I'm spending too much time at school.'

'The Principal suspended me-- School is the only place in the world where you can get time off for bad behavior.'

"Oh go on just one more walk, just one, please!"

Life in Lockdown: Working from Home (The Video Zoom Call)