Lockdown Survivor Gifts

Self-Help Books Families for Lockdown

"I modified your mask so that people know you're grumpy under there."

"Working from home. In pajamas. Angry at the world. Filled with anxiety. Nothing is different."

"Whilst I can sympathize, madam. . . being quarantined with your family members is not what we categorize as a 'Hostage Situation'."

"I'm going to talk about the summer before last, it was much more fun."

"He can't wait to get outside and make five friends."

"Transitioning from home to office again is more difficult for some than others."

"OK, maybe you have put on a few pounds during lockdown."

" I thought lockdown was over."

"Oh go on just one more walk, just one, please!"

2020 - Year of the pandemic

Distance Learning

"When the next lockdown comes, I might actually get on it."

"Look, kid, I admire your spunk, but maybe give it a rest? We've got all the time in the world."

"We can't actually force people to wear a mask but we've asked Maureen to glare at them."

Depression and the Pandemic

I cut my own hair — using a drone.

And have you been coping with lockdown?

Lockdown vs Laxdown

Feaster Island

COVID Devotion

I am Self-Isolating

Earth Closed

"But I don't want to go out!"

Pandemic Bingo

Fine

"You never take me anywhere!"

Advent Calendar

"Gerald lockdown is over!"

"Shall we have 'Glorious B****rds' next"

Lockdown time

Isolated fish

Night curfew

"Boring being all cooped up isn't it. Let's see how you bloody like it!"

"We've done everything in this book, and more. There's nothing left."