Lockdown Survivor Gifts

Self-Help Books Families for Lockdown

"I modified your mask so that people know you're grumpy under there."

"Working from home. In pajamas. Angry at the world. Filled with anxiety. Nothing is different."

"Whilst I can sympathize, madam. . . being quarantined with your family members is not what we categorize as a 'Hostage Situation'."

"I'm going to talk about the summer before last, it was much more fun."

"He can't wait to get outside and make five friends."

"OK, maybe you have put on a few pounds during lockdown."

2020 - Year of the pandemic

"Oh go on just one more walk, just one, please!"

Distance Learning

"When the next lockdown comes, I might actually get on it."

"Look, kid, I admire your spunk, but maybe give it a rest? We've got all the time in the world."

"Transitioning from home to office again is more difficult for some than others."

" I thought lockdown was over."

"We can't actually force people to wear a mask but we've asked Maureen to glare at them."

Fine

Lockdown vs Laxdown

Pandemic Bingo

I cut my own hair — using a drone.

And have you been coping with lockdown?

"But I don't want to go out!"

"You never take me anywhere!"

Advent Calendar

"Gerald lockdown is over!"

"Shall we have 'Glorious B****rds' next"

Lockdown time

Isolated fish

Night curfew

"Boring being all cooped up isn't it. Let's see how you bloody like it!"

Fighting Coronavirus

Life 2020

Stay Home And Feed Me!!!

"So when do you think we'll be able to get our haircut again?"

Earth Closed

COVID Devotion