Lockdown Survivalist Gifts

How-to books for people in lockdown

"Lockdown was almost over. At home Gerald furiously practised his harassed commuter look."

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

Desert Island Meals.

"I'm going to talk about the summer before last, it was much more fun."

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

Problem Solving: Man rows desert island to land.

'Arf! Arf!'

Self-Help Books Families for Lockdown

"Day 736. Still loving the fact that I can smoke all over this island..."

I cut my own hair — using a drone.

Nonsense Poem

"Yes, I'm alone."

Well, I finished my summer reading list – now what?

"I dreamt we got a 'sorry you were out' card."

Sisyphus during Covid

'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.'

Sheltering in place.

"We've done everything in this book, and more. There's nothing left."

'I'm glad to see you've started building a boat.'

COVID Devotion

Keeping occupied in lockdown

'Remember, son, don't believe any thing you hear and only half of what you see.'

Bob liked a challenge, and the shipwreck gave him something to get his teeth into.

SOUTH AFRICAN MUTANTS LAUGHING FIT

'Do you have to be so melodramatic?'

Doug reasoned that things could be worse...but just how much worse...he wasn't sure??

"I'm in the middle of a local wine tasting tour."

"I #*#*#* hate gardening, I'd much rather be at work!!"

Island and man

Unlike modern day hipsters, pre-historic hipsters didn't need to rely on yoga, hiking or even rock climbing to stay fit...

Danger Noodle tho bored

Covid-19 Caution

Desert crawler following water

"Anyone know how to prepare sushi?"