Lockdown Survivalist Mugs

How-to books for people in lockdown

"Lockdown was almost over. At home Gerald furiously practised his harassed commuter look."

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

Desert Island Meals.

"I'm going to talk about the summer before last, it was much more fun."

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

Problem Solving: Man rows desert island to land.

'Arf! Arf!'

Self-Help Books Families for Lockdown

"Yes, I'm alone."

Sisyphus during Covid

"I dreamt we got a 'sorry you were out' card."

I cut my own hair — using a drone.

"Day 736. Still loving the fact that I can smoke all over this island..."

Sheltering in place.

Nonsense Poem

'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.'

COVID Devotion

'I'm glad to see you've started building a boat.'

Keeping occupied in lockdown

'Remember, son, don't believe any thing you hear and only half of what you see.'

Bob liked a challenge, and the shipwreck gave him something to get his teeth into.

SOUTH AFRICAN MUTANTS LAUGHING FIT

'Do you have to be so melodramatic?'

Doug reasoned that things could be worse...but just how much worse...he wasn't sure??

"I'm in the middle of a local wine tasting tour."

Danger Noodle tho bored

Unlike modern day hipsters, pre-historic hipsters didn't need to rely on yoga, hiking or even rock climbing to stay fit...

Island and man

"I #*#*#* hate gardening, I'd much rather be at work!!"

Covid-19 Caution

"Anyone know how to prepare sushi?"

"Shall we have 'Glorious B****rds' next"

Desert crawler following water

Jim Evans - Father, husband and darn good eatin'.