Detention Frequent Flyer Gifts

Looking for a playful gift for the detention frequent flyer in your life? Our collection features witty and creative items perfect for those who find themselves in airport detention or caught in travel mishaps. From humorous mugs to clever t-shirts, these gifts add a touch of humor to any travel tale and show you understand their adventures—both the planned and the unplanned. A fun way to say you’re thinking of them and maybe even help lift their spirits during travel delays.

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'It's not my fault I'm here again. I'm the victim of typecasting.'

'It's not my fault I'm here again. I'm the victim of typecasting.' mockup

'It's not my fault I'm here again. I'm the victim of typecasting.'

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"So the plan is to fly everyone for free. But we'll charge $400.00 per bag."

"So the plan is to fly everyone for free. But we'll charge $400.00 per bag." mockup

"So the plan is to fly everyone for free. But we'll charge $400.00 per bag."

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Carefree luggage.

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"I was going to chuck it all and go to Paris but I didn't have enough frequent-flier miles."

"I was going to chuck it all and go to Paris but I didn't have enough frequent-flier miles." mockup

"I was going to chuck it all and go to Paris but I didn't have enough frequent-flier miles."

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'What zip code are we in now?'

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"No luggage to check - I just have this carry on."

"No luggage to check - I just have this carry on." mockup

"No luggage to check - I just have this carry on."

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"Would you like some wings?"

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Walking Luggage.

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Angels await for their baggage around carousels.

Angels await for their baggage around carousels. mockup

Angels await for their baggage around carousels.

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'Buying the inflight entertainment system was a great idea of yours, Dear...'

'Buying the inflight entertainment system was a great idea of yours, Dear...' mockup

'Buying the inflight entertainment system was a great idea of yours, Dear...'

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"If God had meant us to fly, he'd give us more leg room!"

"If God had meant us to fly, he'd give us more leg room!" mockup

"If God had meant us to fly, he'd give us more leg room!"

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"Think we'll still make happy hour?" mockup

"Think we'll still make happy hour?"

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'We will be 3 minutes late taking off. . . the pilot has to piddle.'

'We will be 3 minutes late taking off. . . the pilot has to piddle.' mockup

'We will be 3 minutes late taking off. . . the pilot has to piddle.'

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"This bag is carry-on, and this one is kick-drop-throw-and-pile-on."

"This bag is carry-on, and this one is kick-drop-throw-and-pile-on." mockup

"This bag is carry-on, and this one is kick-drop-throw-and-pile-on."

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"Do we have to go to the beach? I think the airline mixed up my luggage."

"Do we have to go to the beach? I think the airline mixed up my luggage." mockup

"Do we have to go to the beach? I think the airline mixed up my luggage."

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Child on an airplane wearing a shirt with a switch that says "Airplane mode"

Child on an airplane wearing a shirt with a switch that says "Airplane mode" mockup

Child on an airplane wearing a shirt with a switch that says "Airplane mode"

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'You sent your wife to get a bottle of wine from the wine cellar? Your jet doesn't have a wine cellar.'

'You sent your wife to get a bottle of wine from the wine cellar? Your jet doesn't have a wine cellar.' mockup

'You sent your wife to get a bottle of wine from the wine cellar? Your jet doesn't have a wine cellar.'

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'We don't know which gate flight 311 to Denver is boarding. These are the menus.'

'We don't know which gate flight 311 to Denver is boarding. These are the menus.' mockup

'We don't know which gate flight 311 to Denver is boarding. These are the menus.'

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Airplane Mode.

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'...so if we can save enough maybe, just maybe, next year we'll be migrating courtesy of British Airways.'

'...so if we can save enough maybe, just maybe, next year we'll be migrating courtesy of British Airways.' mockup

'...so if we can save enough maybe, just maybe, next year we'll be migrating courtesy of British Airways.'

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"I'm afraid there'll be an excess baggage charge on your Filofax."

"I'm afraid there'll be an excess baggage charge on your Filofax." mockup

"I'm afraid there'll be an excess baggage charge on your Filofax."

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"At least this year she got rid of the seat belts."

"At least this year she got rid of the seat belts." mockup

"At least this year she got rid of the seat belts."

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"This seat with extra legroom is great."

"This seat with extra legroom is great." mockup

"This seat with extra legroom is great."

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'You want a quick read? How about this one: 'Memoirs of an Amnesic'?'

'You want a quick read? How about this one: 'Memoirs of an Amnesic'?' mockup

'You want a quick read? How about this one: 'Memoirs of an Amnesic'?'

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A private jet takes off

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'You're off the plane, Hal. Put the laptop on your desk.'

'You're off the plane, Hal. Put the laptop on your desk.' mockup

'You're off the plane, Hal. Put the laptop on your desk.'

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'At this time, we would like to call those passengers who feel compelled to board before their row numbers are announced.'

'At this time, we would like to call those passengers who feel compelled to board before their row numbers are announced.' mockup

'At this time, we would like to call those passengers who feel compelled to board before their row numbers are announced.'

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"Passengers, as we begin our descent, you may now suddenly act open and friendly to the person beside you."

"Passengers, as we begin our descent, you may now suddenly act open and friendly to the person beside you." mockup

"Passengers, as we begin our descent, you may now suddenly act open and friendly to the person beside you."

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"Sorry for the wait. Have you guys been here long?"

"Sorry for the wait. Have you guys been here long?" mockup

"Sorry for the wait. Have you guys been here long?"

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'Flight simulator'

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"You shouldn't have stopped to go to the bathroom, sir - you were late claiming your luggage, so we raffled it off."

"You shouldn't have stopped to go to the bathroom, sir - you were late claiming your luggage, so we raffled it off." mockup

"You shouldn't have stopped to go to the bathroom, sir - you were late claiming your luggage, so we raffled it off."

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Vaccination Passport

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'I feel like my ears are about to pop.' mockup

'I feel like my ears are about to pop.'

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'If God had meant us to fly, he'd give us more leg room.'

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'I dont know about you, but I've got the feeling we're in for long flight delays...'

'I dont know about you, but I've got the feeling we're in for long flight delays...' mockup

'I dont know about you, but I've got the feeling we're in for long flight delays...'

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Detention Frequent Flyer Gifts Collection

Detention Frequent Flyer Mugs

Explore our mugs collection for witty, travel-themed designs that make great detention frequent flyer gifts.

Detention Frequent Flyer Pillows

Add some humor to your loved one’s travel space with pillows featuring funny travel and detention-themed designs from our collection.

Detention Frequent Flyer Prints

Browse our art prints that celebrate travel adventures—detention included—with witty and creative designs for a travel enthusiast’s home or office.

Detention Frequent Flyer T-Shirts

Check out our t-shirts with clever travel slogans and illustrations perfect for those who love to travel, even if they sometimes get detained.