Detention Diary Gifts

"Yeah, I got into trouble, but I think the principal really enjoyed my rendition of 'I Did It My Way.'"

"He said he doesn't want to see me in his office again..."

'Will Mr. 'No Comment' please remain after class.'

"I was totally embarrassed at school today! Miss Lopez yelled at me in math class."

"Who would've thought Ms. Marcus had so little sense of humor?"

'I've only just learned to read, and I'm already on page twelve of my sister's diary.'

'Teacher says I don't pay attention, I have no retention but I'm great at detention.'

'I wish you wouldn't correct my grammar when you read my diary.'

"I was acquitted."

Marilyn Monroe's secret diary

One line a day... Diary 2020

"When I grow up I want to be a journalist. I love sneaking around and reading journals."

'We would like you to accompany us to the station, sir!'

'No, the Patriot Act doesn't make it all right for you to read your sister's diary!'

"I'm keeping you back after school!"

'Well if you don't want to see me in here anymore, then tell the teachers to stop picking on my bad behaviour!'

"Yeah, but it's okay because they'll never take me alive again."

'I had the cops all bribed, but I completely forgot about the stupid superheroes!'

'What's taking him so long?'

'What? It's not my fault you're banned from class and it's definitely not my fault that Mrs. Banks is celebrating it.'

"When you said every single one of us without exception, did you mean me too?"

'It's not my fault I'm here again. I'm the victim of typecasting.'

"Oh, I know full well he remembers the school rules! He just chooses to ignore them!"

Mobile Prison

"I guess you've heard bad spin about me."

"I kept a diary of everything I haven't got around to doing for the last 30 years."

"I spend a lot of time in there."

'Have I failed so as a mother, Robert?'

'This is called detention... it's not a hostage situation.'

'Sorry I'm late -- the Principal held me for questioning.'

Loneliness.

"Son, your teacher tells me you have sinned."

'You know the rule, Billy. Get two technical fouls in a school day and you are expelled.'

'It's called 'going to the principal's office', not 'walking the last mile'.'

"Damn! I forgot to bring a book."