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'You know the rule, Billy. Get two technical fouls in a school day and you are expelled.'

Remember how you advised me to get a dangerous hobby to build up my self-esteem and impress people? Well, all the dangerous hobbies were already taken. You wrestle alligators

"Because when you go first nobody else has any fun, that's why."

'Come on, I dare you: I say you can't drink a whole dew drop...'

'Atomic Ski Bum' An extreme skier is showing off!

"He said he doesn't want to see me in his office again..."

Humpty Dumpty goes bungee jumping.

YOLO vs YODO

'Well, Scout Smith, escort the little old lay across the street.'

"I am not asking for directions."

"Why don't you start with tennis balls?!"

'I count only four parachutes. Where's Mr. Simms?'

'Helen, you're the team leader, why don't you jump first?'

"I was ironing the curtains and fell out of the window..!"

Washing Line Walker

Heroic Rescue from a Falling Tower

"I fell to the ground from a height of about two metres when I was born: My very first stunt!"

'Let's try it once without the parachute.'

Living with Ulrich, such an adrenaline high.

'Coulda, woulda, and definitely shoulda.'

Undignified Exits of the Planet World: Geronimo!

"Look before I leap - always. 'Think' before I leap - never!"

"I normally don’t do this on the first date."

"Fancy a game of chicken?"

The hall of bad ideas.

'Clayton enjoys living on the edge,'

"Fine, you win. I'll call a handyman."

Base jumper in squirrel suit sees splat shadow as he leaps from canyon wall.

Hunters wait at the bottom of a ski jump ramp.

Memorable Travel Adventure: 'I was in Florida, and on a whim, decided to wrestle an alligator.'

'Of course we can do it! We're BIRDS!'

'One last thing. I want you each to wear these in the off chance that your reserve chute fails.'

'I tried it at home...'

"Great - really great - but I'd still like to get out of the house every once in a while."

"There are some specific issues concerning landing yet to be resolved but we're making good progress."