Detention Daredevil Gifts

'You know the rule, Billy. Get two technical fouls in a school day and you are expelled.'

'Atomic Ski Bum' An extreme skier is showing off!

'Come on, I dare you: I say you can't drink a whole dew drop...'

"Because when you go first nobody else has any fun, that's why."

"He said he doesn't want to see me in his office again..."

Humpty Dumpty goes bungee jumping.

"Why don't you start with tennis balls?!"

'Well, Scout Smith, escort the little old lay across the street.'

YOLO vs YODO

"I am not asking for directions."

'I count only four parachutes. Where's Mr. Simms?'

'Helen, you're the team leader, why don't you jump first?'

"I fell to the ground from a height of about two metres when I was born: My very first stunt!"

Washing Line Walker

"I was ironing the curtains and fell out of the window..!"

Heroic Rescue from a Falling Tower

'Let's try it once without the parachute.'

'Coulda, woulda, and definitely shoulda.'

Living with Ulrich, such an adrenaline high.

Undignified Exits of the Planet World: Geronimo!

"I normally don’t do this on the first date."

"Look before I leap - always. 'Think' before I leap - never!"

"Fancy a game of chicken?"

'Clayton enjoys living on the edge,'

Base jumper in squirrel suit sees splat shadow as he leaps from canyon wall.

The hall of bad ideas.

Hunters wait at the bottom of a ski jump ramp.

Memorable Travel Adventure: 'I was in Florida, and on a whim, decided to wrestle an alligator.'

"Fine, you win. I'll call a handyman."

'Of course we can do it! We're BIRDS!'

"Great - really great - but I'd still like to get out of the house every once in a while."

"There are some specific issues concerning landing yet to be resolved but we're making good progress."

"I don't want to alarm you, but it seems that what you have on your back may actually be my backpack."