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'True it does have small flowers but through the microscope its exquisite.'

General Store.

"What's that? I asked for a teal lichen. That's a brown thread. Are you trying to upset me?"

Secret footage from Roswell, shows an alien and debris from a crashed UFO

Paranormal A-Z...

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

'The world already ended, but the government hushed it up.'

"I could catch a bicyclist, well maybe not a bicyclist, but I could catch a jogger, definitely."

"My latest sighting turned out to be just another weather balloon."

"Wait a sec, I have a coupon around here somewhere."

Don Quixote is Caged (Don Quixote).

"I said slime."

'I love cutting trees in perfect circles because it drives aerial photography interpreters crazy.'

(Visual gag) Wellard's annual BIG HANDBAG SALE!! A woman is dragging a huge bag out from a bag shop

Philosophy Department: You are here but why are you here?

Computer: 'There are some things it is better not to know.'

"It's a 'Black eye friday'. I got it in a fight over a 56 inch TV."

"How soon will this be a remnant

"I want you to know that emotion overrode reason."

I thought you said Megson couldn't be bought.

"I just..."

"So besides opera and lurking, what do you do to relax?"

"I wanted a Meticulous Monday or a Thorough Thursday report. This reads more like a Frivolous Friday."

Sphinx Comes Alive

"Oooh. . . I've got sand under my wrappings and it's so itchy. . !!"

Madame Lucille - Fortune Teller 'I predict the future'.

Spiro & Pusho illusionists

Cheating Death.

Wikipedia...

Alien flies in a spaceship out of a postbox.

"Enough about the forest, why don't you show us more trees?"

We have a problem with your research. We're Encyclopedia Britannica and you're Wikipedia.

'Oh my!...Corn circles, Roswell, aliens, pyramids - there's a connection!...'

"This is what happens when you award the contract to the cheapest tender...."

"You're getting close. This is the gift shop."