Detail Seeker Mugs

'True it does have small flowers but through the microscope its exquisite.'

General Store.

"What's that? I asked for a teal lichen. That's a brown thread. Are you trying to upset me?"

Secret footage from Roswell, shows an alien and debris from a crashed UFO

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

Paranormal A-Z...

'The world already ended, but the government hushed it up.'

"Wait a sec, I have a coupon around here somewhere."

"I said slime."

(Visual gag) Wellard's annual BIG HANDBAG SALE!! A woman is dragging a huge bag out from a bag shop

'I love cutting trees in perfect circles because it drives aerial photography interpreters crazy.'

"I could catch a bicyclist, well maybe not a bicyclist, but I could catch a jogger, definitely."

Don Quixote is Caged (Don Quixote).

"My latest sighting turned out to be just another weather balloon."

Philosophy Department: You are here but why are you here?

Computer: 'There are some things it is better not to know.'

"It's a 'Black eye friday'. I got it in a fight over a 56 inch TV."

"How soon will this be a remnant

"I want you to know that emotion overrode reason."

I thought you said Megson couldn't be bought.

"So besides opera and lurking, what do you do to relax?"

"I just..."

Spiro & Pusho illusionists

Alien flies in a spaceship out of a postbox.

Sphinx Comes Alive

Cheating Death.

Wikipedia...

Madame Lucille - Fortune Teller 'I predict the future'.

"Oooh. . . I've got sand under my wrappings and it's so itchy. . !!"

"I wanted a Meticulous Monday or a Thorough Thursday report. This reads more like a Frivolous Friday."

"Enough about the forest, why don't you show us more trees?"

We have a problem with your research. We're Encyclopedia Britannica and you're Wikipedia.

"This is what happens when you award the contract to the cheapest tender...."

'Oh my!...Corn circles, Roswell, aliens, pyramids - there's a connection!...'

"All the celebrities come here."