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'Chocolate pudding to start...it'll deaden your appetite.'

Circa 1928, The Reese's Candy laboratory.

Any time is cake o'clock

Their marriage in jeopardy, Strawberry Shortcake and Billy Bob Banana Bread seek therapy.

Ice Cream Surgeon

"I said I wanted to visit the Brandenburg Gate."

I'm looking for a man who can meet my needs - Cream meringue master-chef.

I was holding out okay, until he made it into crumb cake.

'Chocolate milk, carrot cake,candied yams...see, there's a solution to everything!'

"Who ordered the double chocolate parfait with a cherry on top?"

"Oh, boy, hard-core sugar!"

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

Pi Ala Mode.

'He made an excellent jelly.'

"Repent" "Give alms" "Resist temptation" "Pray for me" "Fasting" "Acts of service" "Sacrifice" "Abstain" "You are ashes" "You are dust" "No meat"

"You say your crème needs more Brulée?"

"To paraprase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure with out pain au chocolat."

"Tia Carmen, is it okay if my study group meets here tomorrow?"

Banana Split...

Always empty your fridge before starting a diet.

Can I give you a slice of the action?

"Mom probably wouldn't buy us one, but you have to learn to make your own choices, Dad."

"I'm not eating cookies before dinner. I'm having cookies for dinner!"

Joe's Kaff for Dinners! And Afters Too!

Banana Split Personality

Gooseberry Fool...

Our visit to the flan factory.

"Only three more miles and tonight we're good for tiramisu!"

"I'd kill for a fresh fruit fritter."

"5 chocolate brownies, 3 banana muffins, 4 caramel cookies and one cappuccino - skinny."

'Nowadays we want all our food to be ethically sourced, Personally I'd be happy if it was all chocolated sauced,'

Ice Cream Dreams.

His Her Cakes

"That's not you talking, Justin, that's the sugar talking."

"See this jelly wobbling. It was waving goodbye."