Desk Job Strategist Gifts

Finding the perfect gift for a strategic desk worker? Our collection features witty, creative items designed especially for those who love to plan, organize, and think ahead. Whether for a dedicated strategist or a problem-solver, these products add a touch of humor and inspiration to their workspace, making every day a little more fun and a lot more motivating.

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'Sure, computers make work easier, but now I'm expected to do even MORE work!'

'Sure, computers make work easier, but now I'm expected to do even MORE work!' mockup

'Sure, computers make work easier, but now I'm expected to do even MORE work!'

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A paperwork machine spews endless paperwork

A paperwork machine spews endless paperwork mockup

A paperwork machine spews endless paperwork

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On his desk, a cat has an in box, out box and litter box.

On his desk, a cat has an in box, out box and litter box. mockup

On his desk, a cat has an in box, out box and litter box.

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"Well, ordinary men have colleagues. Successful men have victims."

"Well, ordinary men have colleagues. Successful men have victims." mockup

"Well, ordinary men have colleagues. Successful men have victims."

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"'Quid pro quo' is a no-no, Bradbury. Around here we say 'reciprocal altruism'."

"'Quid pro quo' is a no-no, Bradbury. Around here we say 'reciprocal altruism'." mockup

"'Quid pro quo' is a no-no, Bradbury. Around here we say 'reciprocal altruism'."

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Businessman on stilts: 'I had to step over a lot of people to get where I am today.'

Businessman on stilts: 'I had to step over a lot of people to get where I am today.' mockup

Businessman on stilts: 'I had to step over a lot of people to get where I am today.'

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'Your resume is a little thin, but I like your willingness to be manipulated by upper management.'

'Your resume is a little thin, but I like your willingness to be manipulated by upper management.' mockup

'Your resume is a little thin, but I like your willingness to be manipulated by upper management.'

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"I believe we've found the weakest link."

"I believe we've found the weakest link." mockup

"I believe we've found the weakest link."

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Out and In.

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'I like the way you handle responsibility, McWit, so I'm going to blame some stuff on you.'

'I like the way you handle responsibility, McWit, so I'm going to blame some stuff on you.' mockup

'I like the way you handle responsibility, McWit, so I'm going to blame some stuff on you.'

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Business of Fingerpointing Line Art mockup

Business of Fingerpointing Line Art

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"I suppose just climbing the greasy pole is no longer an option..."

"I suppose just climbing the greasy pole is no longer an option..." mockup

"I suppose just climbing the greasy pole is no longer an option..."

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"I just want you to know that promotion, this office, and those Luna bars were mine!"

"I just want you to know that promotion, this office, and those Luna bars were mine!" mockup

"I just want you to know that promotion, this office, and those Luna bars were mine!"

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"Mr Frimley will see you now."

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'I'm sorry but I'm afraid the corporation is going in a different direction.'

'I'm sorry but I'm afraid the corporation is going in a different direction.' mockup

'I'm sorry but I'm afraid the corporation is going in a different direction.'

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Career opportunities

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"They've given me the Lion's share of budgetary constraints."

"They've given me the Lion's share of budgetary constraints." mockup

"They've given me the Lion's share of budgetary constraints."

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"Hire a cost cutting, bad-guy consultant to turn me into a good guy during the layoffs."

"Hire a cost cutting, bad-guy consultant to turn me into a good guy during the layoffs." mockup

"Hire a cost cutting, bad-guy consultant to turn me into a good guy during the layoffs."

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"I'm Jackson, your new micro-manager." mockup

"I'm Jackson, your new micro-manager."

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And here's the office floor plan. The numbers indicate the recommended sequence in which to step on people on your way to the top.

And here's the office floor plan. The numbers indicate the recommended sequence in which to step on people on your way to the top. mockup

And here's the office floor plan. The numbers indicate the recommended sequence in which to step on people on your way to the top.

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"Listen to everybody's opinions? Please, we're not that desperate."

"Listen to everybody's opinions? Please, we're not that desperate." mockup

"Listen to everybody's opinions? Please, we're not that desperate."

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'I've stepped on so many people for the last 20 years to get where I'm at, and I'm still only a middle manager.'

'I've stepped on so many people for the last 20 years to get where I'm at, and I'm still only a middle manager.' mockup

'I've stepped on so many people for the last 20 years to get where I'm at, and I'm still only a middle manager.'

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"Uh-Oh..."

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'Can I call you back, Frank? A giant maggot is eating my desk, people are shooting at me and my hair is on fire.'

'Can I call you back, Frank? A giant maggot is eating my desk, people are shooting at me and my hair is on fire.' mockup

'Can I call you back, Frank? A giant maggot is eating my desk, people are shooting at me and my hair is on fire.'

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Desk Boxes: 'In', 'Out', 'Could Go Either Way'.

Desk Boxes: 'In', 'Out', 'Could Go Either Way'. mockup

Desk Boxes: 'In', 'Out', 'Could Go Either Way'.

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"That's Hicks from the corporate office. He's adorable, but trust me—when it comes to acquisitions, he's an animal!"

"That's Hicks from the corporate office. He's adorable, but trust me—when it comes to acquisitions, he's an animal!" mockup

"That's Hicks from the corporate office. He's adorable, but trust me—when it comes to acquisitions, he's an animal!"

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'This is Harris, he's been with the firm some 45 years!'

'This is Harris, he's been with the firm some 45 years!' mockup

'This is Harris, he's been with the firm some 45 years!'

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"Listen Herb, once you become the boss and decide who gets a raise, then you can have a raise."

"Listen Herb, once you become the boss and decide who gets a raise, then you can have a raise." mockup

"Listen Herb, once you become the boss and decide who gets a raise, then you can have a raise."

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'I don't think the employees like me.' mockup

'I don't think the employees like me.'

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"Yes, also it keeps you fit."

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"Pardon me, but why is there no ceiling this office?"

"Pardon me, but why is there no ceiling this office?" mockup

"Pardon me, but why is there no ceiling this office?"

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The rope to success.

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"When it comes to medical malpractice, most lawyers only go for the money... ...I go for the doctor's head."

"When it comes to medical malpractice, most lawyers only go for the money... ...I go for the doctor's head." mockup

"When it comes to medical malpractice, most lawyers only go for the money... ...I go for the doctor's head."

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A woman wearing a skin sitting behind a desk with a nameplate that reads "Sheena, Queen of the corporate jungle."

A woman wearing a skin sitting behind a desk with a nameplate that reads "Sheena, Queen of the corporate jungle." mockup

A woman wearing a skin sitting behind a desk with a nameplate that reads "Sheena, Queen of the corporate jungle."

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'In my rise to the tip I was always aware of a higher power - now I feel I'm ready to take it on.'

'In my rise to the tip I was always aware of a higher power - now I feel I'm ready to take it on.' mockup

'In my rise to the tip I was always aware of a higher power - now I feel I'm ready to take it on.'

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Desk Job Strategist Gifts Collection

Desk Job Strategist Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs perfect for desk strategists who love clever quotes and witty designs to brighten their mornings.

Desk Job Strategist Pillows

Discover cozy pillows with witty and inspiring slogans tailored for the strategic mind—an ideal accent for any workspace.

Desk Job Strategist Prints

Browse our selection of prints designed for strategic personalities—bring humor and inspiration into any home or office.

Desk Job Strategist T-Shirts

Check out our T-shirts featuring smart, creative designs that celebrate strategic thinkers and their love for planning.