The modern sheriff.
Desk Cowboys Gifts
Looking for a fun way to add some frontier flair to your workspace? Desk cowboys bring the rugged spirit of the Wild West into your daily routine. Perfect for creative minds who love a touch of adventure, these products feature charming, humorous designs that make work feel like a rodeo. From quirky stationery to bold desk decor, there's no better way to showcase your interest in cowboy culture while staying productive. Elevate your office vibe with items that blend creativity and cowboy charm.
'What bothers me about these meetings is even though it's work, I have the nagging feeling I ought to leave and get back to work.'
"You've got your corner office, so what more do you want?"
No, I didn't know they were going to cut the office furniture budget in half.
"Yes Sir, I'm still working on the 'ins and outs' of their proposal."
"Well, ordinary men have colleagues. Successful men have victims."
'I'll be late for dinner, dear, I'm up to my neck in paperwork.'
"Jackie, why does your relationship status read ‘capitulated to’ me?!"
"I realize we had to liquidate some assets, but don't you think I'd be more productive if I had a desk?"
'Had I known Hell was going to be exactly like work, I probably wouldn''t have spent as much time there.'
'Sorry, suffering from burnout return in a week.'
"Morning, all!"
"I'm overpaid and underworked, but you don't see me complaining!"
"Now, let's get out there and walk really fast to places we don't want to be."
"Mr Frimley will see you now."
Time for More Paperwork
Food Chain, Inc: 'UP...DOWN'.
In many ways this is the perfect job! Out. Out.
"They've hiked up our targets again...I'm going to have to put in some overtime to have any chance of meeting them!"
"Hiring someone to replace me and then expecting me to train him just doesn't sit well with me."
'I need to talk to you about the coffee fund.'
"(Huff) Here's (huff) your (huff) tea (huff... huff... huff... huff...)" "I will almost certainly regret asking you this, but what on earth are you doing, you cretin?" "All (huff) across America, (huff) office workers are ditching (huff) their desks and walking (huff) on treadmills while they work." "Can I get some water?" "Coming right up." "Good thing I wore my tripping shoes."
Lumbar support animal
'It's 930am ma'am - time to meet the Board of Detractors.'
National Boss Monument.
'I want to claim for black marker pens.'
"I feel your pain."
Office Supplies/Coffee Supplies.
Businessman with in and out boxes marked: 'Hocus' and 'Pocus'
Please bring me a few sharpened pencils and some lucrative business.
Desk Boxes: 'In', 'Out', 'Could Go Either Way'.
Work Slave
"We should have taken the cubicles."
"They don't pull their punches here, do they."
Busy office.
Desk Cowboys Gifts Collection
Desk Cowboys Mugs
Explore our collection of desk cowboys mugs and add a touch of Western humor to your morning routine.
Desk Cowboys Pillows
Brighten up your space with fun cowboy pillows—perfect for adding Western charm and comfort to any room.
Desk Cowboys Prints
Browse our unique cowboy art prints to bring Western flair and creative spirit to your home or office decor.
Desk Cowboys T-Shirts
Discover our playful cowboy-themed t-shirts that let you wear your Wild West enthusiasm with pride and personality.