Desk Golfer Gifts

'In tray.'

Golfing Boss

'I hope you replace your divots.'

'You're developing a reputation as something of a cowboy, Henderson.'

In, out, shake it all about.

'I'm delegating everything but my paycheck and my snazzy office to you.'

'Sure, sure - I'm having a great vacation.'

"I'm surprised, Caswell. I thought you were a happy camper."

'Sometimes I wonder what I's do without you!'

Office worker chips a golf ball into in tray on a desk at work.

"I've heard that you two don't have enough to do."

'In case the guys organize a game.'

'There's nothing like a spot of golf practice to take your mind off business,Smithson...'

The modern sheriff.

'It's true that money can't buy everything, Caldwell, but it's not healthy to dwell on it.'

"I'm sure you do spend all your time here at the office, but could you please stop having your mail delivered here?"

Working Vacation.

Man in Office playing golf, filing cabinet draw marked 'Rough'

'Why do you need an alarm clock'

"I see it's payday again Perkins!"

IN, OUT, NOT WORTH THE EFFORT

"Our computers will be down for an hour, so I advise everyone to hide under their desks. The last time it was total anarchy until we were back online."

City & Western.

"Actually the salary isn't important. . . I just need a desk to rest my feet on."

Health Warning - This job will lead you to drink.

'Well, we were told he has a penchant for micro managing

'He was right at his desk a moment ago.'

'Cheer up, Mr. Laping. It's only until the fishing season is over.'

"For Pete's sake, Morton, you don't leave on your fly fishing trip for another week!"

"Wider."

Sitting In

CEO practices his golf in the office.

'Gutherie's a genius at clearing the paperwork - I don't know how he does it.'

"Barnes! Put that fishing pole away and get back to work. And, thank you for installing this camera!"