Desk Golfer T-Shirts

'In tray.'

I've always wanted to quit while I was ahead but the opportunity never presented itself.

Golfing Boss

'I hope you replace your divots.'

'You're developing a reputation as something of a cowboy, Henderson.'

'I'm delegating everything but my paycheck and my snazzy office to you.'

In, out, shake it all about.

'Sure, sure - I'm having a great vacation.'

"I'm surprised, Caswell. I thought you were a happy camper."

Office worker chips a golf ball into in tray on a desk at work.

'Sometimes I wonder what I's do without you!'

"I've heard that you two don't have enough to do."

'It's true that money can't buy everything, Caldwell, but it's not healthy to dwell on it.'

The modern sheriff.

'In case the guys organize a game.'

'There's nothing like a spot of golf practice to take your mind off business,Smithson...'

Working Vacation.

Time Management Conultancy - Out, Out

"I'm sure you do spend all your time here at the office, but could you please stop having your mail delivered here?"

Man in Office playing golf, filing cabinet draw marked 'Rough'

IN, OUT, NOT WORTH THE EFFORT

'Why do you need an alarm clock'

"Our computers will be down for an hour, so I advise everyone to hide under their desks. The last time it was total anarchy until we were back online."

"I see it's payday again Perkins!"

City & Western.

"Actually the salary isn't important. . . I just need a desk to rest my feet on."

Health Warning - This job will lead you to drink.

'Well, we were told he has a penchant for micro managing

'Cheer up, Mr. Laping. It's only until the fishing season is over.'

'He was right at his desk a moment ago.'

"For Pete's sake, Morton, you don't leave on your fly fishing trip for another week!"

"Wider."

CEO practices his golf in the office.

Sitting In

'Gutherie's a genius at clearing the paperwork - I don't know how he does it.'