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"For Pete's sake, Morton, you don't leave on your fly fishing trip for another week!"

"Barnes! Put that fishing pole away and get back to work. And, thank you for installing this camera!"

Take up a relaxing hobby like fishing...

I've always wanted to quit while I was ahead but the opportunity never presented itself.

The new contract didn't leave him much room to maneuver his hoverdesk.

'You're developing a reputation as something of a cowboy, Henderson.'

'Well, I got a hunting license and a fishing license and by golly I'm going to use them.'

'It's not as impressive as it looks. He only watches fishing shows.'

Fishing and new technologies

"I'm surprised, Caswell. I thought you were a happy camper."

'It's true that money can't buy everything, Caldwell, but it's not healthy to dwell on it.'

Working Vacation.

'He's a natural born fisherman.'

"I'm sure you do spend all your time here at the office, but could you please stop having your mail delivered here?"

'In case the guys organize a game.'

'Bob will have to call you back. He's fishing an online lake at the moment.'

Waiting for the 5 o'clock hooter.

"Our computers will be down for an hour, so I advise everyone to hide under their desks. The last time it was total anarchy until we were back online."

"I see it's payday again Perkins!"

He collects a wide range of tackle and knows precisely how to use it.

'Why do you need an alarm clock'

He was forced to take early retirement.

Man at huge desk with a map entitled, 'Map of the Desk'.

'One's a worm,one's a minnow and one's a cricket.'

Ice Fishing

Fishing Holes

"Actually the salary isn't important. . . I just need a desk to rest my feet on."

'I found a whole bunch of worms in the wheel wells!'

"Of course the most important skill they can acquire is the ability to multi-task!"

"Here's where you reassure me that this is work-related."

'Well, we were told he has a penchant for micro managing

'He was right at his desk a moment ago.'

The sword or the briefcase in the stone

Sitting In

Handicap