Desk Angler Mugs

"For Pete's sake, Morton, you don't leave on your fly fishing trip for another week!"

"Barnes! Put that fishing pole away and get back to work. And, thank you for installing this camera!"

Take up a relaxing hobby like fishing...

The new contract didn't leave him much room to maneuver his hoverdesk.

'You're developing a reputation as something of a cowboy, Henderson.'

'Well, I got a hunting license and a fishing license and by golly I'm going to use them.'

'It's not as impressive as it looks. He only watches fishing shows.'

Fishing and new technologies

"I'm surprised, Caswell. I thought you were a happy camper."

'In case the guys organize a game.'

Working Vacation.

"I'm sure you do spend all your time here at the office, but could you please stop having your mail delivered here?"

'He's a natural born fisherman.'

'It's true that money can't buy everything, Caldwell, but it's not healthy to dwell on it.'

'Bob will have to call you back. He's fishing an online lake at the moment.'

Waiting for the 5 o'clock hooter.

"Our computers will be down for an hour, so I advise everyone to hide under their desks. The last time it was total anarchy until we were back online."

'Why do you need an alarm clock'

He collects a wide range of tackle and knows precisely how to use it.

"I see it's payday again Perkins!"

He was forced to take early retirement.

Man at huge desk with a map entitled, 'Map of the Desk'.

'One's a worm,one's a minnow and one's a cricket.'

Ice Fishing

"Actually the salary isn't important. . . I just need a desk to rest my feet on."

Fishing Holes

'I found a whole bunch of worms in the wheel wells!'

"Of course the most important skill they can acquire is the ability to multi-task!"

"Here's where you reassure me that this is work-related."

'Well, we were told he has a penchant for micro managing

'He was right at his desk a moment ago.'

Handicap

The sword or the briefcase in the stone

Sitting In

'Nothing yet? Try jigging the lure up and down. Man, you should've been here two days ago. I must have caught and released a dozen pedestrians. My arms are still sore...'