Desk Diver Mugs

"I'm surprised, Caswell. I thought you were a happy camper."

'He was right at his desk a moment ago.'

"I see it's payday again Perkins!"

Sitting In

'I'm doing the great outdoors! I'll be taking off on my vacation right from work!'

"Our computers will be down for an hour, so I advise everyone to hide under their desks. The last time it was total anarchy until we were back online."

At the end of each day, Gary had approximately 7 minutes of free time – which left him feeling very vulnerable.

"At times I wonder what I've done with my life that makes me worth being saved."

A disgruntled employee chain-sawes hois boss's desk in two.Boss says:'Alright Smith, I'll stop referring to the employees as 'oopsy daisies'.'

'The Questioner'

Shake it all about sign on desk

The new contract didn't leave him much room to maneuver his hoverdesk.

Man in office, desk covered in computer equipment, uses floor for photos, desk pads etc.

Office Park

'Sure, sure - I'm having a great vacation.'

"Miss Jenkins, e-mail the housekeeper. Her telecommuting days are over"

'For the next hour, hold all calls. I'll be practicing tumbling. I have to learn to roll with the punches.'

Jean, bring me everything we've got on gravity.

'You won't need a desk since you'll be delegating everything.'

'In case the guys organize a game.'

'Hey, Frenchie - you call this paupiettes de beouf aux legumes?'

"Gotta cut back on my binge thinking."

'Miscellaneous' and 'Non-Miscellaneous' trays

"The cultural appropriation is annoying but the herring is delicious."

Question Mark

'I hate to see you work during your lunch hour, so do me a favor and close your door.'

IN, OUT, NOT WORTH THE EFFORT

"It's his creative time."

Angst - Zeitgeist.

Waiting for the 5 o'clock hooter.

"It's the new mobile office."

"We need to talk about procrastination."

The Hidden World of Desks

He was forced to take early retirement.

Man at huge desk with a map entitled, 'Map of the Desk'.